PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Wayne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fook Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Wayne
vs
Man

189 cm
29
180 lbs
19 - 3 - 0

180 cm
28
167 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Nuggetori's Nutritionals
Voodoo Nutrition

Hellbent
MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bruce Wayne!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man swings for the body but Wayne moves out of range.
Wayne was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Man scores with a jab.
Wayne throws a lazy uppercut
and Man counters with a thumping low kick.
Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wayne.
Man tries a low kick but Wayne avoids it.
Wayne throws a low kick but Man moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Man.
Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Man staying out of range there.
Wayne connects with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wayne misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
Nice body kick from Man.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wayne with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne lands with a good body shot.
Man misses with a looping left.
Man throws a predictable looking body shot
and Wayne connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wayne throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man throws a fast counter high kick but Wayne manages to duck under it in time.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wayne.
A countering left hand to the body from Man misses.
Man misses with a wild combination.
Sloppy strikes from Man. Those never looked like landing.
Wayne misses with a wild body shot.
Man is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wayne manages to avoid it.
Man avoids the body shot from Wayne.
Man ducks under a wild hook from Wayne.
Man checks a leg kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wayne scores with a shot to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Man as he connects with a hook.
Wayne scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wayne lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wayne connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wayne lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wayne uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Man has time to react.
Man throws a nice head kick!
Man misses with an uppercut.
Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wayne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wayne is looking to counter punch.
Wayne jabs Man right on the nose. Man blinks but takes it well.
A slow jab from Wayne misses its intended target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wayne stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Man lands a head shot.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice uppercut lands for Wayne. That snapped Man's head back.
Wayne throws a body shot but no joy.
Man thinks about the counter body kick.
Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wayne throws out the jab.
It looks like Wayne has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Man scores with a nice strike.
Man throws a head kick that misses

and Wayne moves into the clinch.

Man breaks from the clinch.
Man lands with a shot to the body.
Wayne throws a big shot that misses.
Wayne takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Wayne digs a good body shot into Man's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wayne with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wayne.
Wayne is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Wayne keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.
Wayne is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wayne lands with a hook. Man tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wayne lands a jab.
Wayne tests Man's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wayne throws a low kick but it's checked well by Man.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Wayne is just out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Wayne on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wayne throws a body shot but no joy.
Wayne avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wayne.
Man steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Wayne tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Wayne.
Man throws out a counter right but Wayne avoids it with no problem.
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bruce Wayne will probably get the nod.
That's time! Wayne's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Wayne connects with a single shot there.
Wayne darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Wayne slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bruce Wayne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A clash of legs there as Man blocks the low kick.
A nice side step and Man releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Bruce Wayne is winning the standup battle so far.
Wayne misses the shot to the body.
Wayne lands with an uppercut that bounces Man off the cage and back into range.
Man throws a head kick but Wayne moves out of range.
Wayne stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Wayne throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wayne lands the left hand.
Wayne lands a jab to the head.
Wayne ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Wayne thuds a left hand into Man's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wayne misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man blocks a jab.
Nice defenses there by Wayne.
A head kick from Man lands but Wayne takes it in his stride.
A big left from Man misses.
A jab from Wayne misses.
Wayne throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
Wayne misses with a left hand
and Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Wayne is rocked!
Man throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Man drops Wayne with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Wayne! Man dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fook Man!
Fook Man is the new welterweight champion!
A relieved looking Fook Man thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Bruce Wayne spoke after the fight, saying 'I fear only the Fart Master....'.