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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Clinton Hessler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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197 lbs
30 - 11 - 2 |
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200 lbs
14 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clinton Hessler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Robert Douchet and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A head kick misses from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hessler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hessler has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Studio in the buildup to the fight.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hessler.
Rottencrotch misses with a combination
and Hessler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rottencrotch defending well as Hessler loads up on a big left hand.
Hessler cracks Rottencrotch with a right hand to the side of the head.
A jab lands there for Hessler.
Rottencrotch darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hessler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rottencrotch ducks under a wild hook from Hessler.
Rottencrotch swings for the body but Hessler moves out of range.
Rottencrotch swinging wildly here.
A little feinted left hand from Hessler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hessler avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Rottencrotch ducks under a wild hook from Hessler.
Rottencrotch feints and then cracks Hessler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hessler down.
Hessler on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Rottencrotch throws a right hand that misses
and Hessler makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hessler. Rottencrotch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hessler swings widly with a right hand
and Rottencrotch makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Rottencrotch scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rottencrotch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hessler. Hessler obviously looking to wear him down.
Rottencrotch tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hessler is able to avoid easily.
Rottencrotch dips to his left and cracks Hessler with an uppercut!
Rottencrotch slips a jab and a cross from Hessler.
Hessler thumps Rottencrotch with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hessler lands a jab to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch connects with an inside leg kick.
Rottencrotch throws an off balance right hand
and Hessler counters with a nice uppercut.
Rottencrotch catches Hessler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Rottencrotch throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Rottencrotch!
Nice defenses there by Rottencrotch.
Hessler lands a nice shot that snaps Rottencrotch's head back.
Hessler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rottencrotch misses with a left hand
and Hessler counters with a slapping leg kick.
Rottencrotch throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rottencrotch avoids the head kick by Hessler.
Rottencrotch lands a head kick. Hessler smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Rottencrotch defending well as Hessler loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hessler.
Hessler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fighters circling - Hessler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little jabbing left from Rottencrotch on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rottencrotch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hessler.
Rottencrotch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hessler was well out of range. Poor timing from Rottencrotch.
A low kick from Hessler is predictable there
and Rottencrotch counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Hessler digs a good body shot into Rottencrotch's ribs.
Rottencrotch scoring well with a low kick there.
Hessler moves out of range of the body kick.
Rottencrotch throws the left hand but Hessler avoids the punch easily.
A shot to the liver by Rottencrotch. Beautiful body shot.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a series of punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Hessler misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hessler checks a leg kick.
Rottencrotch tries to land a leg kick but Hessler saw it coming and moves away.
Rottencrotch doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Rottencrotch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hessler.
Rottencrotch swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Rottencrotch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hessler manages to avoid it.
Hessler looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rottencrotch's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Rottencrotch missing with a left hand there. Hessler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Hessler was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Hessler misses with a straight left.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hessler jabs Rottencrotch to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Rottencrotch misses with a looping left.
Hessler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rottencrotch misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Clinton Hessler will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Hessler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rottencrotch.
It looked like Hessler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rottencrotch in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Rottencrotch wants to slow Hessler down by chopping away at his legs.
Hessler misses with a hook. Rottencrotch ducked under it nicely.
Hessler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rottencrotch throws out the jab.
Rottencrotch moves forwards but Hessler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Rottencrotch misses with a looping left.
Hessler feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Hessler has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Rottencrotch.
Hessler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hessler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hessler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hessler throws out a leg kick but Rottencrotch moves out of range and Hessler only half commits.
Rottencrotch misses with a body shot.
It looked like Hessler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Rottencrotch misses with the body kick
and Hessler counters with a solid body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hessler avoids the head kick by Rottencrotch.
Hessler takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A jab from Rottencrotch misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hessler.
Rottencrotch misses with the combination.
Rottencrotch attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hessler looks to land a left hand but Rottencrotch moved out of range nicely.
Clinton Hessler is winning the standup battle so far.
A shot to the body from Rottencrotch misses
and Hessler counters with a three punch combo that has Rottencrotch backing up. Rottencrotch nods at Hessler to acknowledge the strikes.
Hessler throws out a loose jab but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hessler misses with a wild body shot.
Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hessler.
Rottencrotch misses with a looping left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch throws a lazy right hand but Hessler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rottencrotch throws a lazy head kick
and Hessler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hessler looks to score with a jab to the body but Rottencrotch is just out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rottencrotch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rottencrotch moves forwards but Hessler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Rottencrotch slips a straight right by Hessler.
Rottencrotch scores with a punch to the head.
Rottencrotch throws a sloppy body shot
letting Hessler counter with a right hand.
Rottencrotch missing with a left hand there. Hessler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hessler has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Rottencrotch finds it's way round the side to connect with Hessler's head.
Hessler tests Rottencrotch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rottencrotch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hessler.
Rottencrotch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hessler throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hessler misses with a left hand
and Rottencrotch counters with a right hand to the body.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the side of Hessler's head but Hessler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rottencrotch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hessler throws out the jab.
Hessler connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hessler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Rottencrotch is rocked!
Hessler connects with a superb combination that knocks Rottencrotch out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Hessler before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Rottencrotch!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Clinton Hessler!
Clinton Hessler took some time post fight to say the following; 'Boom! '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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