PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grigol Pandahammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Constantine Kermit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pandahammer comes to the cage accompanied by Heart - Alone. This should be fireworks!

Pandahammer
vs
Kermit

193 cm
25
206 lbs
22 - 9 - 0

192 cm
30
220 lbs
18 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Grigol Pandahammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Constantine Kermit!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Kermit.

It looks like Grigol Pandahammer has been cut.
Pandahammer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A quick step to the side and Pandahammer tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pandahammer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kermit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kermit connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A lazy left from Kermit finds it's target.
Pandahammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Kermit is just out of range.
Kermit throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pandahammer scores with a jab.
Kermit throws a push kick but Pandahammer slaps the foot to one side.
Kermit steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Pandahammer. That one must have hurt.
Kermit throws a head kick that misses
and Pandahammer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kermit's knee momentarily.
Pandahammer tries to score with a low kick but Kermit moves his leg out of the way.
Kermit swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pandahammer checks the leg kick.
Pandahammer is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Kermit throws a leg kick but Pandahammer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kermit throws an off balance right hand
and Pandahammer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pandahammer lands with a cross.
Pandahammer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kermit misses with a lunging right hand
and Pandahammer counters with a thumping low kick.
An inside leg kick from Pandahammer misses.
Kermit throws a lazy head kick
and Pandahammer counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kermit throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pandahammer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kermit throws a right hand that Pandahammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Pandahammer also avoids with ease.
Kermit misses with an uppercut.
Decent striking displayed by Pandahammer there.
Pandahammer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pandahammer throws a nice outside leg kick.
We've been informed that Kermit has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Pandahammer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kermit manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kermit scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kermit throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Pandahammer throws a wild body kick that Kermit sees coming a mile off.
Kermit throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kermit scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kermit swings for the body but Pandahammer moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kermit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pandahammer was well out of range. Poor timing from Kermit.
Pandahammer throwing a counter right hand but Kermit manages to avoid it.
A cross from Kermit lands.
A decent looking cross lands there for Pandahammer.
Some bone on bone action there as Pandahammer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Kermit moves out of range as Pandahammer strikes.
Kermit punishes Pandahammer's body with a nice straight punch.
Kermit stuns Pandahammer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kermit is looking to slow Pandahammer down with leg kicks.
Kermit tries to bum rush Pandahammer with a series of wild strikes but Pandahammer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pandahammer misses with a straight right.
Pandahammer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kermit manages to avoid it.
Kermit takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kermit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pandahammer.
It seemed like Kermit was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Pandahammer avoids the body shot from Kermit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pandahammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kermit was well out of range. Poor timing from Pandahammer.
Kermit throws a jab when Pandahammer was well out of range.
Kermit with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pandahammer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kermit.
A counter left hand to the body from Pandahammer misses its target.
Kermit lands a nice looking body shot.
Kermit throws a lazy right hand but Pandahammer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kermit takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pandahammer misses with a wild body shot.
Kermit throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pandahammer.
Kermit throws a low kick but Pandahammer moves out of range easily.
Kermit motions for Pandahammer to come forward. Kermit throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pandahammer tried to counter with a leg kick but Kermit avoided it.
Kermit throws a low kick but Pandahammer moves out of range easily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pandahammer.
Kermit throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pandahammer blocks a low kick nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Kermit misses.
Kermit misses with a few strikes there.
Kermit tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A cross from Pandahammer lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kermit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pandahammer is looking to clinch but Kermit is avoiding it.
Kermit digs a good hook to Pandahammer's body.
Kermit turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pandahammer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pandahammer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kermit. Kermit circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Pandahammer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kermit swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pandahammer counters with a stiff right hand.
Kermit misses with a body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Pandahammer misses the target.
Pandahammer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kermit. That did some damage!
Kermit wants to land a leg kick but Pandahammer is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Constantine Kermit will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Grigol Pandahammer's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Kermit misses with a body kick.
Kermit throws a nice looking combination but Pandahammer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kermit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kermit ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pandahammer.
Pandahammer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pandahammer throws a shot to the body.
Kermit throws an overhand right that lands on Pandahammer's shoulder, as Pandahammer tries to avoid the shot.
Nice jab there from Pandahammer.
Kermit feints and then cracks Pandahammer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pandahammer down.
Pandahammer cracks Kermit with a right hand to the side of the head.
Constantine Kermit seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kermit misses with the combination.
Pandahammer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kermit lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pandahammer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pandahammer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kermit throws a chopping leg kick but Pandahammer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kermit lands a jab to the nose.
Kermit lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pandahammer's sensitive parts.
Pandahammer tries to land a leg kick but Kermit saw it coming and moves away.
Pandahammer lands a nice shot to the body.
Kermit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pandahammer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pandahammer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pandahammer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kermit lands a right hook to the body.
Kermit swings widly with a right hand
and Pandahammer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pandahammer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pandahammer misses the shot to the body.
Pandahammer connects with a right hand. Kermit shakes it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pandahammer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pandahammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Kermit is just out of range.
A big right from Kermit misses.
Kermit misses with a leg kick
and Pandahammer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pandahammer misses with a body shot.
Pandahammer bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Kermit looks to score with a jab to the body but Pandahammer is just out of range.
A lazy left from Pandahammer finds it's target.
Pandahammer moves away from the strike by Kermit.
Pandahammer on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kermit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pandahammer.
Kermit misses with a two punch combination.
Kermit misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pandahammer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pandahammer thuds a left hand into Kermit's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pandahammer throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kermit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pandahammer.
Kermit throws a hook but Pandahammer blocks it.
Kermit attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kermit misses with a jab to the body
and Pandahammer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kermit throws the left hand but Pandahammer avoids the punch easily.
Kermit moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pandahammer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kermit moves out of range as Pandahammer strikes.
Kermit let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pandahammer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kermit takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A low kick from Kermit is predictable there

and Pandahammer holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Pandahammer misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kermit throws a head punch that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pandahammer tries a body shot but Kermit blocks it.
Pandahammer misses with the head strike.

Kermit pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pandahammer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kermit looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Pandahammer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kermit.
Kermit on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kermit checks a leg kick.
Kermit missing with a left hand there. Pandahammer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Kermit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pandahammer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Sloppy strikes from Kermit. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kermit looks to score with a jab to the body but Pandahammer is just out of range.
Pandahammer was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kermit takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Kermit jabs Pandahammer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Grigol Pandahammer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Grigol Pandahammer's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Pandahammer connects with a body shot that sends Kermit's belly button to the back.
Pandahammer misses with an attempted mid kick.
A low kick from Kermit is predictable there

and Pandahammer counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Pandahammer prevents a body shot from Kermit.
Kermit swings wildly with an uppercut but Pandahammer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pandahammer scores with a shot to the side of Kermit's head.
Pandahammer digs a right hand underneath Kermit's ribcage. Kermit let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Pandahammer lands a body punch in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kermit.
Kermit lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kermit misses with the head strike.
Pandahammer can't find room to land a body shot as Kermit controls the action.
Kermit throws a head punch that misses.
Kermit blocks an uppercut.
Pandahammer prevents a body shot from Kermit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pandahammer.
Kermit misses with a punch on the inside.
Pandahammer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kermit pushes Pandahammer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kermit throws a punch but it's blocked by Pandahammer.
Kermit takes a shot to the head.
Kermit tries to throw a body punch but Pandahammer avoids it by throwing Kermit back against the cage.
Pandahammer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kermit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Kermit breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pandahammer throws an overhand right that lands on Kermit's shoulder, as Kermit tries to avoid the shot.
Kermit scoring well with a low kick there.
Kermit misses with a body shot.
Kermit misses with a series of wild punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pandahammer lands with a hook. Kermit tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pandahammer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pandahammer lands with an overhand left.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pandahammer with a hook.
Pandahammer lands a nice looking body kick.
Kermit takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sloppy strikes from Pandahammer. Those never looked like landing.
Kermit walks into a left hand.
Kermit gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pandahammer avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kermit looks to score with a jab to the body but Pandahammer is just out of range.
Pandahammer throws an overhand right that lands on Kermit's shoulder, as Kermit tries to avoid the shot.
Pandahammer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pandahammer sets himself, and Kermit steps forward looking for the clinch! Pandahammer avoids it this time.
Pandahammer lands with a good body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kermit lands a really nice looking cross but Pandahammer seems unphased.
Pandahammer lands a nice shot to the body.
A jab from Kermit misses.
Pandahammer misses with an uppercut.
Pandahammer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kermit on the side of the head.
Kermit throws a leg kick but Pandahammer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pandahammer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kermit counters with a nice body kick.
Pandahammer scoring well with a low kick there.
A swing and a miss from Pandahammer.
Some wild striking there from Pandahammer.
A bone on bone clash there as Pandahammer blocks the leg kick.
Pandahammer looks to land a body kick but Kermit moved away.
Kermit tries to work over Pandahammer's front leg with a kick but Pandahammer checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pandahammer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kermit has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Pandahammer.
Pandahammer throws a shot from downtown. Kermit moves away and avoids it.
Pandahammer digs a good body shot into Kermit's ribs.
A low kick from Kermit misses
and Pandahammer finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kermit loads up on a big right hand but Pandahammer slips the punch.
Pandahammer looks to throw the jab but Kermit is out of range.
Pandahammer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kermit's head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Pandahammer.
Kermit looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pandahammer ducks under a wild hook from Kermit.
Pandahammer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kermit on the side of the head.
Pandahammer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pandahammer throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Kermit misses with a kick to the body
and Pandahammer counters with a straight right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Grigol Pandahammer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pandahammer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Grigol Pandahammer!
Our winner, Grigol Pandahammer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Constantine Kermit stepped up to the mic, saying 'Yes, he good.'.