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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holy Angel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Angel has chosen It's time to say goodbye as his entrance music. Holy Angel has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Holy Angel!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Angel defending well as Bob loads up on a big left hand.
Angel on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Angel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bob lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bob pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Angel avoids a kick to the body.
Angel steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Bob.
Bob lands with an uppercut that bounces Angel off the cage and back into range.
Angel darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Angel.
Nice cross by Angel.
Bob throws out a loose jab but Angel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Angel bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bob's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bob blocks a head kick by Angel.
Bob throws a low kick, looking for Angel's leg but Angel calmly moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Angel.
Bob with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bob misses with a body shot.
Angel tries to counter with a clinch but Bob shakes him off and moves away.
Bob throws a chopping leg kick but Angel manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Angel just misses with a punch to the body.
Angel on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A looping hook to the body misses from Angel. Bob does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bob avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bob was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bob scores with the left hand. Angel knows he should have avoided that one.
Angel tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Angel clinches up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Angel.
Angel tries to throw a body punch but Bob avoids it by throwing Angel back against the cage.
Angel tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bob's elbow.
Angel trying to land knees to the body.
Bob misses with some punches.
Angel working aggressively here.
A short left from Bob.
Bob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Angel fails to land.
A shot in the inside from Bob.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Angel tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Angel wants to break the clinch but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob breaks the clinch.
Bob scores with a jab. Angel acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Angel takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bob misses with a kick to the body
and Angel counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Angel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bob.
Bob connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Angel momentarily.
Angel with a hook.
A leg kick checked by Angel.
Bob moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Angel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bob throws out the jab.
Bob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fighters circling - Bob throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bob chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bob misses with a straight right.
Angel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bob doesn't seem bothered though.
Bob fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Angel.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Angel finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bob throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bob misses with a telegraphed body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bob lands a nice leg kick that just misses Angel's sensitive parts.
Bob swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bob stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Angel is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Angel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bob doesn't seem bothered though.
Good work by Angel as he checks the leg kick.
Bob lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Angel circles away quickly and effectively.
Bob misses with a body punch
enabling Angel to counter with a crisp jab.
Angel rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bob moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Angel fails with an attempt to clinch.
A big right from Angel misses.
Angel lands a nice shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Angel takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bob walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Angel checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Angel tries to counter with a clinch but Bob shakes him off and moves away.
Angel staying out of range there.
Bob fakes the leg kick and cracks Angel in the body.
Bob ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Angel moves away.
Silent Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Angel moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Angel takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Angel takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Angel throws a leg kick
and Bob counters with a solid body kick.
Angel has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Angel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bob moves away.
Bob throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Angel takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Bob motions for Angel to come forward. Bob throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bob is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bob throws a body kick that misses.
Bob tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Angel was well out of range. Poor timing from Bob.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Silent Bob dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Bob checks a leg kick nicely.
Bob cracks Angel with an open hand slap.
Angel throws a head kick that misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Angel, right into the meat.
Angel checks a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Angel misses the target.
Angel lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bob at a distance.
Bob lands with a thumping leg kick.
Angel ducks under a wild hook from Bob.
Bob walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Angel checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bob lands with a shot to the body.
Bob lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Angel tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Angel missing with a left hand there. Bob was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Angel stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A low kick from Angel misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bob looks to score with a jab to the body but Angel is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A cross from Bob lands.
Bob connects with a right hand. Angel shakes it off.
Angel has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Bob is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Angel can do to turn this around?
Angel ducks under a wild hook from Bob.
Bob lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bob on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Angel. Angel obviously looking to wear him down.
Bob fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bob feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Angel's calf.
A low kick from Bob is predictable there
and Angel holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bob misses with the head strike.
Bob working aggressively here.
Bob's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Angel misses with a hook to the ribs.
Angel misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bob digs a right hand underneath Angel's ribcage. Angel let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Angel is looking to break free of the clinch but Bob has double underhooks.
Bob lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A right hand to the body from Bob.
Angel's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Angel avoiding damage.
Angel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bob misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Angel blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bob breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Angel has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bob.
Bob throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Angel lands a leg kick that knocks Bob off balance momentarily.
Bob connects with a solid leg kick.
Angel ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bob attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bob.
The fight stays on the outside here - Angel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bob changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Angel tries to land a leg kick but Bob saw it coming and moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Angel walks into a left hand.
Bob with a jab.
Bob throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bob swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bob throws a wild body kick that Angel sees coming a mile off.
Angel steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bob.
Bob scores with a spinning back kick!
A clash of legs there as Angel blocks the low kick.
Bob lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bob lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Angel fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bob takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bob thuds a left hand into Angel's body.
Both fighters circling a little - Bob finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Angel doesn't manage to clinch there - Bob circles away.
Angel tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bob swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Angel has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bob.
Bob scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Angel tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bob is looking to slow Angel down with leg kicks.
Angel moves out of range as Bob throws a body kick.
Angel is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Bob scores with a three punch combo!
Bob throws a body shot but no joy.
Angel scores with a jab.
Angel feints and then cracks Bob's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bob down.
Silent Bob is winning the standup battle so far.
Angel throws an overhand right that lands on Bob's shoulder, as Bob tries to avoid the shot.
Bob waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Angel.
Angel takes a swing at Bob's ribcage but misses.
Angel throws a head kick that misses.
Angel fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bob lands with an uppercut that bounces Angel off the cage and back into range.
Bob is looking to land body kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Silent Bob dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Angel on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Crunch! Angel slams his shin into Bob's torso.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Angel walks into a left hand.
Bob stuns Angel with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Angel throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Angel throws out a leg kick but Bob moves out of range and Angel only half commits.
Bob keeps the fight on the outside.
Bob tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Angel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Angel wants to counter with a clinch but Bob pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Angel moves out of range of the leg kick from Bob.
Bob staying out of range there.
Bob has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Angel.
Bob fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Angel checks it well.
Angel on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bob. Bob obviously looking to wear him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Angel thumps Bob with a low kick.
Angel misses with a head kick.
Angel has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bob finds it's way round the side to connect with Angel's head.
Bob steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Angel.
Bob checks a low kick from Angel.
Bob throws a body punch but Angel moves out of range.
Angel throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Angel moves away from the strike by Bob.
Angel with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Angel. That did some damage!
Bob thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Angel if he has to take too many more of those.
Angel has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bob finds it's way round the side to connect with Angel's head.
Angel checks the leg kick nicely there.
Angel flicks out a counter leg kick but Bob steps away.
Bob throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Angel.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob's jab looks to have found its range, popping Angel under the eye.
Angel fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bob.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Angel scoring well with a low kick there.
Angel avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Angel tries to clinch up.
Good leg kick by Angel there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bob connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Angel lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bob has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bob and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bob throws a shot from downtown. Angel moves away and avoids it.
Bob does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Angel drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Angel avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Angel throws an overhand right that lands on Bob's shoulder, as Bob tries to avoid the shot.
Angel chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.
Bob throws a low kick but Angel avoids it.
Bob turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Angel is looking to score with low kicks.
Angel walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bob checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bob appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bob ducks under a wild hook from Angel.
Bob checks a leg kick nicely.
Bob fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Angel has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Angel blocks the body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Bob misses the target.
Nice straight punches there by Bob. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bob.
The fight stays on the outside here - Angel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bob slips a jab from Angel.
Angel tries to score with a low kick but Bob moves his leg out of the way.
Bob pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Angel throws a body shot but no joy.
A clash of legs there as Bob blocks the low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Angel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob delivers a nice body kick.
Bob lets loose with a powerful body kick. Angel will feel that in the morning.
Silent Bob is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bob changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Angel throws a leg kick but Bob moved away.
Angel avoids the body shot from Bob.
Angel is looking to score with low kicks.
Bob digs a good body shot into Angel's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bob misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Angel.
Holy Angel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bob.
Bob wants to land a leg kick but Angel is out of range.
Bob connects with an inside leg kick.
Angel swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bob lands a really nice looking cross but Angel seems unphased.
Angel throws a hook but Bob blocks it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Silent Bob showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bob has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
A very excited looking Silent Bob made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Holy Angel spoke after the fight, saying 'Scram or I'll fuck you up'.
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