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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oleksandr Usyk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Tones on Tail - Go! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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190 cm
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250 lbs
14 - 5 - 0 |
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200 cm
26
280 lbs
16 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oleksandr Usyk! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt! The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Ian Loll and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Wyatt looks to throw the jab but Usyk is out of range. Wyatt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Usyk was well out of range. Poor timing from Wyatt. Usyk misses with a lunging right hand
letting Wyatt counter with a right hand. Usyk moves in looking to clinch but Wyatt pushes him off. Usyk throws the left hand but Wyatt avoids the punch easily. Wyatt misses with an uppercut
and Usyk counters with a nice uppercut. Usyk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Nice cross by Wyatt. Wyatt throws a body punch but Usyk moves out of range. An attempted straight right counter from Usyk misses the target. Usyk slips a jab and a cross from Wyatt.
Wyatt throws out a loose jab but Usyk uses good head movement to avoid it. Usyk is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Wyatt. Wyatt with a hook. Usyk dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Wyatt swings for the body but Usyk moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Usyk looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Wyatt tests Usyk's chin there with a solid looking shot. Usyk throws an overhand right that lands on Wyatt's shoulder, as Wyatt tries to avoid the shot. Usyk is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Wyatt's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
That's one minute gone in the round. Usyk slips a straight right by Wyatt. A swing and a miss from Wyatt. Usyk bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Usyk tries to close the distance and clinch but Wyatt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Usyk throws a shot from downtown. Wyatt moves away and avoids it. Jab from Wyatt. Wyatt throws a looping overhand right but Usyk ducks down to avoid it. Usyk takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut. Usyk throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Usyk checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. The fighters circling - Wyatt throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Usyk tries to clinch but Wyatt moves out of range. Wyatt connects with a single shot there. Wyatt avoids the body shot from Usyk.
Wyatt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Usyk fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wyatt, pushing him back against the cage. Usyk throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Usyk takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Wyatt misses with a hook from the clinch. Good body shot from Wyatt.
This has been an exciting period of action! A bit of stalling here from Wyatt.
Wyatt lands a hook that snaps the head of Usyk backwards. Usyk lands an elbow just above Wyatt 's eye. Usyk misses with an elbow over the top. Wyatt misses with a punch to the body.
Wyatt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Usyk tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wyatt's elbow. Wyatt misses with a punch to the body.
Wyatt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
I was talking to Usyk's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. Usyk pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Wyatt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wyatt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Usyk's elbow. Usyk takes a shot to the head. Wyatt presses Usyk against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Wyatt throws a punch but it's blocked by Usyk. Usyk lands a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Usyk prevents a body shot from Wyatt. Wyatt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Usyk's elbow. Wyatt digs a right hand underneath Usyk's ribcage. Usyk let out a lung full of air as it connected. Usyk is breathing heavily. Wyatt dodges an elbow strike from Usyk.
Usyk looks to throw an elbow but misses. Wyatt wants to break free but Usyk has control.
Wyatt is working Usyk over against the cage. Wyatt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wyatt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Usyk backwards. Usyk misses with an elbow strike.
Wyatt misses with a punch to the body.
Wyatt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Usyk tries to stall but Wyatt uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wyatt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Usyk's elbow. Wyatt lands a shot to the body. Usyk throws an elbow that misses.
Wyatt tries a body shot but Usyk blocks it.
Usyk prevents a body shot from Wyatt. Usyk throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Usyk lands a damaging elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Usyk breaks from the clinch.
Usyk is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wyatt. Usyk throws a series of punches but Wyatt moves out of range. Nice shot by Usyk. Wyatt cracks Usyk with an uppercut from hell and Usyk crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Wyatt's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Wyatt trying to control but Usyk is working from the bottom. Wyatt pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Usyk is keeping the position for now. Usyk has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Derp Wyatt dominated that round. The cut man is working on Derp Wyatt's cut. That's time! Usyk's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Usyk throws a solid leg kick but Wyatt takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Usyk. Wyatt throws a counter combo. Wyatt drops Usyk with a big left hand and mounts him. Usyk is in big trouble!
Usyk is rocked! Wyatt loads up with a big shot that hurts Usyk! He's pulled Wyatt in close but Wyatt has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Usyk survive? More strikes from Wyatt and Usyk is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Derp Wyatt! Derp Wyatt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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