PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between King Bunty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and shi poopy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bunty comes to the cage accompanied by Forever- Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Eminem. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Bunty
vs
poopy

183 cm
18
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Inexperienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, King Bunty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, shi poopy!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
poopy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
poopy tries to clinch but Bunty moves out of range.
A jab from poopy finds it's way through Bunty's defenses.
poopy throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Bunty tumbling to the canvas!

Bunty is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
poopy stops Bunty from standing up.
Oh Bunty is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Bunty kicks poopy off and gets to his feet.
poopy lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Bunty - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for poopy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). shi poopy!