PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Professor Dickweed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rock Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Dickweed
vs
Gracie

175 cm
22
225 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
32
219 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
Counter fighter
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rock Gracie !
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dickweed drops down looking for a counter takedown but Gracie sprawls and moves away.
Dickweed looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Dickweed closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dickweed lands in his opponent's guard.
Gracie looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dickweed postures up.
Dickweed tries to free his leg and advance position but Gracie is retaining full guard.
Dickweed being controlled here momentarily.
Dickweed pushing down on Gracie 's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickweed is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Dickweed putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Gracie is desperately trying to improve his position but Dickweed has a good base and remains in mount.
Gracie controls the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickweed lands a big shot there that rocks Gracie but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Dickweed cracks Gracie with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Gracie is working to get back to half guard.
Dickweed lands with some strikes.
Gracie takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Dickweed's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Professor Dickweed!