PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JR Adams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Full Retard. Adams comes into a darkened arena with his song building. 'Looking For The Stone' by Dry Branch Fire Squad kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Pencil
vs
Adams

185 cm
37
193 lbs
35 - 21 - 0

177 cm
38
191 lbs
26 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, JR Adams!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pencil is looking to slow Adams down with leg kicks.
Wooden Pencil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pencil blocks a low kick nicely.
Adams swings widly with a right hand
and Pencil makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Good work by Adams as he checks the leg kick.
Adams misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pencil.
Pencil rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Adams counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Adams blocks a low kick nicely.
Adams on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Adams throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pencil sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pencil fires out a quick counter leg kick but Adams just manages to avoid it.
Pencil thows a leg kick but Adams checks it
enabling Adams to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pencil connects with a leg kick. Adams looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pencil moves out of range of the strikes.
Pencil has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ICON TOP TEAM in the buildup to the fight.
Adams misses with a left hand
and Pencil makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Pencil stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like JR Adams has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Pencil finds it's way through Adams's defenses.
Pencil with a nice cross.

Adams is rocked!
Pencil buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pencil throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Adams looks to land a right hand but Pencil moved out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pencil lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Adams has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Adams and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Adams throws an off balance right hand
and Pencil connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Adams checks a leg kick.
Adams blocks a low kick nicely.

Pencil cracks Adams with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Pencil has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Adams to stand back up!
Adams is still on wobbly legs! Can Pencil finish him?

That has opened up JR Adams's cut even more.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pencil is stalking Adams. Adams circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Pencil, and it's lights out! Adams really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wooden Pencil!
Wooden Pencil really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Spartan Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
In defeat, JR Adams stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ain't this terrible?!'.