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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cormac Gutz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Mary Jane Rottencrotch has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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200 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
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185 cm
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187 lbs
49 - 28 - 4 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
49 - 28 - 4, fighting out of Montreal, Cormac Gutz!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gutz misses with a hook. Rottencrotch ducked under it nicely.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rottencrotch avoids a kick to the body.
Gutz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rottencrotch takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Rottencrotch rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Gutz to counter with a crisp jab.
Rottencrotch lands with a kick to the ribs.
The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Gutz moves out of range of the leg kick from Rottencrotch.
A little jabbing left from Gutz on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Gutz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rottencrotch.
A swing and a miss from Rottencrotch.
A countering left hand to the body from Gutz misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gutz, right into the meat.
Rottencrotch thows a leg kick but Gutz checks it
and Gutz counters with a stiff right hand.
Rottencrotch lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rottencrotch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gutz.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice strike.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Rottencrotch throws the kick towards the body but Gutz avoids it.
Rottencrotch motions for Gutz to come forward. Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rottencrotch takes a swing at Gutz's ribcage but misses.
Rottencrotch lands a jab.
Rottencrotch misses with a straight left.
Rottencrotch throws a jab but it's blocked by Gutz.
Rottencrotch connects with a jab.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but Gutz sees it coming and moves out of range.
Gutz takes a swing at Rottencrotch's ribcage but misses.
Rottencrotch buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gutz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gutz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gutz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rottencrotch.
Gutz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gutz lands a body shot.
Gutz connects with a solid leg kick.
Rottencrotch tries to land a front kick but Gutz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Gutz takes a swing at Rottencrotch's ribcage but misses.
Rottencrotch takes a kick to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Gutz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Gutz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Gutz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gutz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rottencrotch throws a sloppy head kick
and Gutz counters with a nice uppercut.
Gutz misses with a wild body shot.
Rottencrotch throws a push kick but Gutz slaps the foot to one side.
A head kick misses from Rottencrotch.
Gutz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gutz misses the shot to the body.
Gutz lands the left hand.
Gutz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Rottencrotch rather than just go for the knockout.
Rottencrotch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gutz throws out the jab.
Rottencrotch throws a right hand that misses
and Gutz makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Rottencrotch really felt that one!
An inside leg kick lands from Rottencrotch.
Gutz looks to score with a jab to the body but Rottencrotch is just out of range.
Rottencrotch is looking to counter with head kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gutz. Rottencrotch does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gutz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gutz. Rottencrotch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gutz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Rottencrotch.
Nice defenses there by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands with a slapping head kick.
Rottencrotch swings for the body but Gutz moves out of range.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook. Gutz ducked under it nicely.
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Gutz.
Rottencrotch lands a nice hook to Gutz's body. Gutz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Rottencrotch works Gutz's body with a nice hook.
Rottencrotch feints and then cracks Gutz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gutz down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Cormac Gutz will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Gutz moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Rottencrotch cracks the inside of Gutz's front leg.
A decent looking cross lands there for Gutz.
A big left from Gutz misses.
Rottencrotch is looking to slow Gutz down with leg kicks.
Rottencrotch cracks Gutz with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Gutz looks to score with a jab to the body but Rottencrotch is just out of range.
Gutz connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A shot to the liver by Gutz. Beautiful body shot.
Rottencrotch moves out of range of the strikes.
Rottencrotch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gutz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gutz looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gutz throws a hook but Rottencrotch avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gutz throws a hook but Rottencrotch blocks it.
Rottencrotch lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Rottencrotch lands an overhand right.
That kick from Gutz tenderised Rottencrotch's leg. Rottencrotch is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rottencrotch gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Gutz works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Gutz lands an uppercut.
Gutz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hook to the body lands for Rottencrotch.
Gutz has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Gutz blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gutz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gutz misses with the head strike.
Gutz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gutz lands a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Rottencrotch fails to land.
Gutz drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Rottencrotch gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Gutz lands an uppercut.
Gutz lands a right hand.
Rottencrotch lands a body punch.
Gutz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
Gutz digs a right hand into Rottencrotch's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Rottencrotch's gas tank.
Rottencrotch lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gutz wants a takedown but no success here.
Gutz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Gutz controls the action.
Gutz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gutz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Gutz.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gutz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gutz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
I was talking to Rottencrotch's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Gutz lands a left hand.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rottencrotch prevents a body shot from Gutz.
Gutz misses with a body punch.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Rottencrotch fails to land.
Rottencrotch tries to work over Gutz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gutz misses with a body punch.
Rottencrotch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gutz.
Rottencrotch scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gutz working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gutz lands a right hand.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Gutz controls the action.
Gutz scores with a hook to the body.
Gutz blocks an uppercut.
Gutz misses with a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gutz.
Gutz presses Rottencrotch against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Gutz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rottencrotch misses with the head strike.
Gutz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rottencrotch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Gutz tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gutz blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Rottencrotch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Cormac Gutz will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Gutz stuns Rottencrotch with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Gutz connects with a single shot there.
Gutz throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rottencrotch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rottencrotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Gutz missing with a left hand there. Rottencrotch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rottencrotch swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Gutz misses with an uppercut.
A low kick from Rottencrotch is predictable there
and Gutz counters with a solid body kick.
Rottencrotch misses with a looping left.
Gutz scores with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gutz.
Gutz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rottencrotch connects with a crisp jab.
Rottencrotch gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Gutz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick but Gutz moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rottencrotch connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Gutz pushes Rottencrotch away with a front kick.
Gutz throws an overhand right that lands on Rottencrotch's shoulder, as Rottencrotch tries to avoid the shot.
Rottencrotch looks to score with a jab to the body but Gutz is just out of range.
Gutz misses with a left hand
and Rottencrotch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gutz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch throws a good cross that connects.
Rottencrotch connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Rottencrotch just misses with a punch to the body.
A nice side step and Gutz releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A swing and a miss from Gutz.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Gutz.
Rottencrotch fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cormac Gutz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Rottencrotch misses.
Gutz is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Rottencrotch with a body shot.
Rottencrotch lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Gutz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gutz tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Rottencrotch scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jab from Rottencrotch.
Gutz just misses with a punch to the body.
Gutz missing with a left hand there. Rottencrotch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gutz misses with a body shot.
Gutz drops his hands momentarily and Rottencrotch takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch tries to score with a low kick but Gutz moves his leg out of the way.
Donk. Gutz catches Rottencrotch right on the button with a cross.
Rottencrotch connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rottencrotch is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Rottencrotch throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rottencrotch is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Gutz misses with a few strikes there.
Gutz misses with a jab to the body
and Gutz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gutz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but Gutz sees it coming and moves out of range.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Good leg kick by Rottencrotch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rottencrotch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gutz.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut
and Gutz counters with a straight right hand.
Rottencrotch blocks a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rottencrotch's corner calls for a 1-2. Rottencrotch obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Rottencrotch. That's going to slow Gutz down.
Gutz lands a body shot.
Rottencrotch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A big left from Gutz misses.
Gutz lands a jab.
Rottencrotch motions for Gutz to come forward. Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gutz slips a jab and a cross from Rottencrotch.
Cormac Gutz is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Gutz connects with a body shot that sends Rottencrotch's belly button to the back.
Rottencrotch slips a straight right by Gutz.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Mary Jane Rottencrotch.
I think Gutz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 29:30
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:29
The fight is ruled a draw!
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energy
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hype
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