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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bjarni Agnarsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spank Crank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Agnarsson might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Black Pearl. Bjarni Agnarsson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Spank Crank's chin.
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191 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
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201 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bjarni Agnarsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Spank Crank!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crank connects with a good right hand that stumbles Agnarsson. Agnarsson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Agnarsson lands an overhand right.
Agnarsson misses with a hook to the body
and Crank counters with a stiff right hand.
Crank misses with a lunging right hand
and Agnarsson counters with a left to the body.
Crank tries to clinch there but Agnarsson circles away.
Agnarsson tried to counter with a leg kick but Crank avoided it.
Agnarsson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Agnarsson throws a lazy uppercut
and Crank counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Crank.
Agnarsson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crank throws out a counter right but Agnarsson avoids it with no problem.
The fighters circling - Agnarsson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Agnarsson misses with a left hand
and Crank counters with a series of strikes. Agnarsson will be more careful next time no doubt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crank takes the fight into the clinch.
Agnarsson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crank's elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crank prevents Agnarsson from breaking the clinch.
I was talking to Agnarsson's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Crank tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Agnarsson just stands there and leans against the cage.
Crank wants the takedown. Agnarsson is fighting it off but Crank persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Agnarsson's guard against the cage.
Crank missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Crank wants to pass the guard but Agnarsson is keeping the position.
Agnarsson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crank is stalling in the full guard.
Crank working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Agnarsson's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crank throwing strikes from guard but Agnarsson blocks nicely.
Crank throwing strikes from guard but Agnarsson blocks nicely.
Crank loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Crank is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Crank throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Agnarsson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Agnarsson keeping moving, preventing Crank from controlling successfully.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Agnarsson throws a poor cross that misses
and Crank counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Crank has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crank throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Crank keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Agnarsson lands a nice shot to the body.
Agnarsson walks into a left hand.
Agnarsson misses the shot to the body.
Agnarsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crank will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A little feinted left hand from Agnarsson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Agnarsson, right into the meat.
Bjarni Agnarsson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Agnarsson scores with a hook to the body. Crank takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Agnarsson misses with a body shot
and Crank counters with a takedown into side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes there by Crank.
Agnarsson is not content to let Crank control the position.
Crank throws a strike aimed at the side of Agnarsson's head but Agnarsson avoids it well.
Crank wants to control but Agnarsson is keeping him busy.
Crank working the strikes but Agnarsson uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Crank is trying to control the action in half guard but Agnarsson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crank is taking a breather. Agnarsson says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Crank thows a huge punch but Agnarsson dodges it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Spank Crank dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Agnarsson on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Agnarsson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Crank dips to his left and cracks Agnarsson with an uppercut!
Agnarsson throws a body punch but Crank moves out of range.
Crank throws out a counter right but Agnarsson avoids it with no problem.
Crank tries to clinch up.
Agnarsson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crank moves away.
Crank has taken the fight to the clinch.
Agnarsson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Agnarsson tries to throw a body punch but Crank avoids it by throwing Agnarsson back against the cage.
Crank tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Crank blocks a body shot from Agnarsson.
Crank blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Agnarsson has a couple of punches blocked by Crank.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crank drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Agnarsson gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Agnarsson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crank's elbow.
Crank jumps guard but Agnarsson turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Bjarni Agnarsson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spank Crank.
Agnarsson lands a body shot.
Crank lands a right hand.
Crank is trying to pull guard but Agnarsson has him pressed against the cage.
Agnarsson throws a head punch that misses.
Agnarsson breaks the clinch.
Agnarsson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Crank appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Crank tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Agnarsson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Crank connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Agnarsson momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crank wants to clinch up but Agnarsson keeps it at a distance.
Agnarsson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Crank takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Agnarsson tries a low kick but Crank avoids it.
Crank has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Agnarsson throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Crank moves into the clinch.
Agnarsson lands a right hand.
Agnarsson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Crank takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
It looks like Spank Crank has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd cheers as Crank lands an impressive looking overhand right. Agnarsson doesn't seem phased though.
Agnarsson swings widly with a right hand
and Crank counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Agnarsson working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crank.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crank throwing strikes but missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crank trying to move into half guard but instead Agnarsson has managed to sweep!
Crank has his hands on Agnarsson's head, controlling the position.
Agnarsson sitting in guard here, content to control.
Agnarsson continues to stall.
Agnarsson wants to control from the top but Crank keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Agnarsson is really struggling to control Crank but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Crank trying to keep a closed guard but Agnarsson is proving a slippery customer.
Crank wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Agnarsson is now in half guard.
Crank is trying to control but can't.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crank wants to improve his position but Agnarsson is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Bjarni Agnarsson will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Spank Crank's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Crank moves out of range of the body kick from Agnarsson.
Crank feints the counter takedown.
Agnarsson jabs Crank right on the nose. Crank blinks but takes it well.
Agnarsson lands a head shot.
Agnarsson swings widly with a right hand
and Crank counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Agnarsson!
Crank tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Crank throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Agnarsson works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Crank wants to control but Agnarsson is keeping him busy.
Crank thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Agnarsson's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Agnarsson is refusing to be controlled, as Crank sits in half guard.
Agnarsson wants to improve his position but Crank is controlling well.
Crank lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Crank throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Crank looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Agnarsson is not content to let Crank control the position.
Crank controlling the action here.
Crank misses with a head shot. Agnarsson uses the momentum to regain guard.
Crank postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Crank missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crank scoring with punches to the head and body.
Agnarsson wants to control the position but Crank says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Crank looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Crank working over Agnarsson with some ground and pound. Agnarsson looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Crank has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Crank is looking to take a break and control but Agnarsson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Crank throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Agnarsson regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Crank.
Crank trying to control but Agnarsson is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Agnarsson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Crank wants to control from the top but Agnarsson keeps moving.
Crank trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Crank connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Agnarsson throws a hook to the side of Crank's head but Crank sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crank tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Crank slips under a jab from Agnarsson.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Crank fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Agnarsson manages to avoid it.
Agnarsson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crank.
And that's the end of the fight!
Spank Crank comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Crank has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Spank Crank!
Spank Crank bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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