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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gary Glitter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drunken Hare (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drunken Hare has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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225 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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182 cm
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265 lbs
5 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Gary Glitter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Drunken Hare!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Richard Clark and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hare closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Hare lands in his opponent's guard.
Hare is looking to stand up but Glitter won't let him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hare distracts Glitter with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Hare stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Glitter swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hare gets to his feet. Glitter looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Hare throws the kick towards the body but Glitter avoids it.
Glitter tries to clinch but Hare is having none of it.
Hare throws a series of punches but Glitter avoids them all with ease.
Glitter is looking to clinch.
Hare tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Glitter paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hare shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hare clinches but Glitter breaks the clinch
and Glitter counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Glitter scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Hare has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hare is defending against the submission attempts here by Glitter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Glitter working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Hare looks gassed!
Hare trying to control but Glitter postures up.
Glitter missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Glitter wants to take a breather but Hare is having none of it.
Hare looking for submissions off his back.
Hare slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Glitter pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hare is keeping the position for now.
Hare not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Hare working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Glitter.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hare closes the distance looking to clinch
and Glitter counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Hare jumps guard but Glitter stands there with Hare around his waist. Hare gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Glitter avoids a wild elbow strike from Hare.
Hare drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Gary Glitter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Drunken Hare.
Glitter breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Glitter closes the distance and clinches.
Glitter has Hare pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Hare manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Glitter blocks an elbow strike from Hare.
Glitter lands a nice knee to the body.
Glitter with a knee to the head.
Hare fails to pull guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glitter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Glitter forces Hare back against the cage and clinches.
Hare breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Glitter clinches with his opponent.
Glitter jumps into guard, dragging Hare to the mat.
Glitter is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hare connects with a couple of short punches.
Hare trying to control but Glitter is working from the bottom.
Glitter trying to control the position.
Hare wants to control from the top but Glitter keeps moving.
Hare gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hare has his takedown stuffed
and Glitter counters by clinching up.
Glitter escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hare looks to clinch
and Glitter counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Hare fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Hare has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Glitter avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Hare misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Glitter.
Glitter unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hare lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hare tries to pull guard but Glitter holds him up against the cage and eventually Hare drops back down to his feet.
Glitter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hare tries to clinch
and Glitter decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Hare's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Glitter looking to pass the guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Glitter trying to control the position from guard on top but Hare is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Glitter is sitting in close to Hare's body. Hare has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Glitter is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Glitter is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Hare.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Drunken Hare!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
58% |
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