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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shawn McLean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is 5 finger death punch: Bad Company. McLean is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Predict A Riot. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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223 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Shawn McLean!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McLean tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from McLean.
AssKicken swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
We've been hearing reports that AssKicken has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
McLean needs to keep his hands up - AssKicken had a free shot at his head there.
AssKicken misses with a right hand
and McLean counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
AssKicken keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McLean tries to keep at a distance but AssKicken has taken the fight into the clinch.
McLean can't break the clinch.
AssKicken pushes McLean back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
McLean lands a nice shot to the body.
McLean pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken throws a hook but McLean blocks it.
AssKicken gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McLean.
AssKicken throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McLean throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
McLean throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
AssKicken throws a jab when McLean was well out of range.
AssKicken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shawn McLean is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McLean throws a poor cross that misses
and AssKicken counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
AssKicken closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
McLean tries to get to full guard but AssKicken has control of the leg.
AssKicken is trying to work for a kimura but McLean is defending well.
AssKicken is working for a submission of some sort.
AssKicken wants to free his trapped foot but McLean is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McLean wants to get back to full guard.
McLean regains full guard. Nicely done.
AssKicken looking to pass the guard.
AssKicken wants to control from the top but McLean keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McLean swivels though and keeps the full guard.
AssKicken is working hard here to advance position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
AssKicken passes McLean's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but McLean is defending well.
McLean controlling the position well.
McLean wants to get back to full guard.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McLean looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
McLean scores with a three punch combo!
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
McLean walks into a jab.
AssKicken jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
McLean works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
AssKicken lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Good exchange - AssKicken coming out on top.
McLean slips a straight right by AssKicken.
McLean just misses with a punch to the body.
AssKicken takes a swing at McLean's ribcage but misses.
AssKicken lands with a cross.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McLean has time to react.
McLean takes a swing at AssKicken's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Thoreaux AssKicken's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
McLean scores with a nice head shot.
McLean stuns AssKicken with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McLean throws a combination but it was largely blocked by AssKicken.
McLean looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
McLean throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the body from McLean misses
and AssKicken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McLean.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McLean.
McLean just misses with a punch to the body.
AssKicken throws a poor cross that misses
and McLean counters with a left and a right that stings AssKicken.
AssKicken seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. McLean shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! AssKicken is backing up but McLean catches him with a final right hook that drops him! AssKicken covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! McLean Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shawn McLean!
Shawn McLean made sure to mention his sponsor, Aspire Nutrition in his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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