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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between I Dare You To Spam Takedowns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Samuel Stephens (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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155 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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174 cm
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153 lbs
2 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Samuel Stephens!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
To Spam Takedowns missing with a left hand there. Stephens was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stephens clinches up against the cage.
To Spam Takedowns swings wildly with an uppercut but Stephens uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stephens's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stephens shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. To Spam Takedowns wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stephens gets slowly back to his feet.
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Stephens manages to avoid it.
To Spam Takedowns swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stephens.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Spam Takedowns jabs Stephens to the body, keeping him at a distance.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a looping left.
Stephens shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has To Spam Takedowns pinned against the cage. To Spam Takedowns gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stephens throws a sloppy head kick
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a straight right hand.
To Spam Takedowns throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stephens stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stephens takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Donk. To Spam Takedowns catches Stephens right on the button with a cross.
A lazy left from To Spam Takedowns finds it's target.
Stephens ducks right into an uppercut from To Spam Takedowns.
Stephens with a poor takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a lovely straight right hand!
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Samuel Stephens.
Stephens shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. To Spam Takedowns wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stephens gets slowly back to his feet.
Stephens defending well as To Spam Takedowns loads up on a big left hand.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a two punch combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
To Spam Takedowns misses with a few strikes there.
Stephens throws a head kick that misses
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
To Spam Takedowns uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stephens.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
To Spam Takedowns lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Stephens backs up against the cage.
To Spam Takedowns scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Stephens doesn't seem bothered though.
To Spam Takedowns stuffs the takedown.
To Spam Takedowns connects with a jab.
To Spam Takedowns scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
To Spam Takedowns just misses with a punch to the body.
To Spam Takedowns jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stephens with a lazy takedown attempt
and To Spam Takedowns cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stephens is rocked!
Stephens shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. To Spam Takedowns wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stephens gets slowly back to his feet.
To Spam Takedowns avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stephens looks winded!
To Spam Takedowns getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Stephens is still on wobbly legs! Can To Spam Takedowns finish him?
It looks like Samuel Stephens has been cut.
To Spam Takedowns lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Stephens falls backwards - clearly groggy! To Spam Takedowns dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'MOFUCKIN SWAN SONG! RETIRING NOW BUT THANKS THO.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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