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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ching Ching (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dardan Douchebag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Douchebag has chosen Donkey as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Ching Ching!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Columbo Gatti and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Ching shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Douchebag needs to keep his hands up - Ching had a free shot at his head there.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ching but Ching pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ching is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Douchebag.
Douchebag let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ching lands a jab to the head.
Ching throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Douchebag lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Ching looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Ching is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Douchebag doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Ching.
Douchebag trying to control from the bottom.
Douchebag is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Ching's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Ching's back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douchebag punishes Ching with strikes from the back mount.
Ching covering up well and avoiding damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Douchebag lands strikes to the head.
Ching covers up after that shot from Douchebag.
Ching trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Well, with Douchebag on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Ching is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Douchebag lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Douchebag lands punches and elbows.
Douchebag looking to break Ching's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Ching remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Douchebag will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Ching is keeping busy.
Ching wants to control his opponent's hands but Douchebag gets his hands free.
Douchebag controlling well, preventing Ching from escaping the position.
Douchebag has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Ching.
Douchebag throwing damaging strikes from the back! Ching could be in trouble here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douchebag lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Ching hold on?!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag scores with punches from the back.
Douchebag softening up his opponent with strikes here.
Douchebag lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Douchebag lands a shot to the body.
Douchebag thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douchebag is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Ching knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Ching for a finish.
Douchebag is trying to stick to Ching's back but Ching is turning into Douchebag. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Douchebag's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Ching.
Ching throwing strikes but missing.
Ching trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Douchebag bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Ching's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag postures up in Ching's guard and throws a big left but Ching blocks it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Ching's head.
Ching throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Douchebag escapes and throws Ching's legs to the side, diving into side control!
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Douchebag working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
Douchebag goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Ching rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Douchebag's guard! Nice work there by Ching!
Ching being controlled here momentarily.
Douchebag trying to strike off his back.
Ching postures up.
Ching is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Ching tries to free his leg and advance position but Douchebag is retaining full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag is looking for a triangle but Ching pushes his legs off easily.
Douchebag looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Ching passes into half guard.
Douchebag punching from the bottom.
Douchebag is controlling Ching's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Douchebag gets back to full guard.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag striking from the bottom here.
Ching is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Ching takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ching Ching seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Douchebag shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Ching manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Ching is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Douchebag stands up over Ching, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Ching controls Douchebag momentarily but Douchebag frees himself.
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Ching's head.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douchebag lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ching seems keen to control Douchebag's posture.
Douchebag is working Ching over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Ching is looking for a triangle here but Douchebag uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag is chipping away with strikes.
Douchebag in side control, throwing shots but Ching defends.
Ching is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Douchebag lands a decent elbow from side control.
Ching parries the strikes from Douchebag easily there. Douchebag is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Ching to escape.
Douchebag landing strikes.
Douchebag is putting a hurting on Ching here, landing some big shots from side control.
Douchebag has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ching is trying to control Douchebag's posture but Douchebag avoids it.
Ching is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Douchebag working the head with strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag grinds an elbow into Ching's temple.
Douchebag working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Douchebag taking a break here but Ching is having none of it and regains half guard.
Douchebag winds up and cracks Ching with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Douchebag wants to take a breather but Ching is having none of it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ching avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douchebag.
Douchebag lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douchebag connects with a nice short shot to Ching's temple.
Douchebag takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Douchebag is looking to stall here but Ching recovers full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Douchebag's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Ching looking for a guillotine here but Douchebag defends easily.
Ching keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Douchebag distracts Ching with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Ching is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Ching preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douchebag is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ching has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Douchebag throws a strike but Ching rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Ching wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dardan Douchebag showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Douchebag is looking to clinch but Ching is avoiding it.
Ching throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Ching shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Ching keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Ching with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Douchebag to score with a decent uppercut.
Ching shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Douchebag manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Douchebag is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Douchebag holds on and takes a little breather.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ching wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag looking to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Ching scoring with some ground and pound.
Ching wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag is looking to sweep but instead, Ching has passed into half guard.
Douchebag wants to get back to full guard.
Ching wants to lay and pray for a moment but Douchebag keeps working.
Ching looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ching trying to control the action but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag manages to get to full guard.
Ching tries to free his leg and advance position but Douchebag is retaining full guard.
Ching has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag working for a triangle but Ching defends it easily.
Douchebag throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Douchebag has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ching can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Douchebag can't keep his opponent in guard - Ching advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Douchebag is looking for a sweep. Ching is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Douchebag manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Douchebag is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ching trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ching is aware though and is defending well.
Ching cracks Douchebag with a solid left hand.
Douchebag not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Douchebag has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ching can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Douchebag takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douchebag throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Ching postures up and lands a big shot to Douchebag's brow.
Ching showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Ching wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Douchebag has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ching can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ching scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag wants to sweep but no luck.
Ching trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag wants to sweep here but Ching controlling him for the moment.
Douchebag trying to control the position.
Ching is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ching avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Ching trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ching Ching showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Douchebag has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag made sure to mention his sponsor, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) in his post fight interview.
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