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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Punchy McPunchYerFace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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280 lbs
17 - 0 - 0 |
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223 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Punchy McPunchYerFace!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Santiago Holmes and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McPunchYerFace gets cracked there but stands up to it.
McPunchYerFace gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A right handed body shot lands from Lesnar.
McPunchYerFace looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A right handed body shot lands from Lesnar.
McPunchYerFace is trying to force a seperation but Lesnar has the dominant position.
McPunchYerFace unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lesnar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McPunchYerFace is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Lesnar gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Lesnar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McPunchYerFace or not.
McPunchYerFace is working for takedown but Lesnar is calmly controlling the position for now.
McPunchYerFace breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPunchYerFace clinches up against the cage.
McPunchYerFace tries to break the clinch but Lesnar is controlling the position.
Lesnar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McPunchYerFace.
A right hook to the body lands for Lesnar.
McPunchYerFace looks winded!
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Lesnar on the inside.
Lesnar scores with a hook to the body.
Lesnar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lesnar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McPunchYerFace is rocked!
Lesnar misses with a hook from the clinch.
McPunchYerFace is still on wobbly legs! Can Lesnar finish him?
A right handed body shot lands from Lesnar.
Lesnar swings wildly with an uppercut but McPunchYerFace uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lesnar throws a punch but it's blocked by McPunchYerFace.
Lesnar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lesnar has McPunchYerFace pressed against the cage, preventing McPunchYerFace from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lesnar.
Lesnar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lesnar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lesnar swings wildly with an uppercut but McPunchYerFace uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lesnar has a couple of punches blocked by McPunchYerFace.
McPunchYerFace blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lesnar misses with the head strike.
Lesnar has a couple of punches blocked by McPunchYerFace.
Lesnar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McPunchYerFace's efforts to push away.
Lesnar throws a head punch that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McPunchYerFace blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Lesnar.
A head punch on the inside from Lesnar fails to land.
Lesnar working aggressively here.
McPunchYerFace blocks an uppercut.
Lesnar working aggressively here.
Lesnar misses with a punch on the inside.
McPunchYerFace seems to have recovered his senses.
McPunchYerFace is trying to push Lesnar away but Lesnar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lesnar pushes McPunchYerFace against the cage. Lesnar is working some dirty boxing. Lesnar pushes off with a quick right hook! McPunchYerFace goes down! McPunchYerFace tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Lesnar moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brock Lesnar!
A relieved looking Brock Lesnar thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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