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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antti Puustinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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197 cm
27
260 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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200 cm
25
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Antti Puustinen! The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Daniel Franklin and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Puustinen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. A little feinted left hand from Dickskin on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Dickskin takes one on the button.
It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut. A looping hook to the body misses from Puustinen. Dickskin does a little dance to reset his feet. Puustinen swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
Antti Puustinen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Puustinen gets off balance looking for a body kick and Dickskin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Dickskin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Dickskin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Nice defenses there by Dickskin. Dickskin looks to land a right hand but Puustinen moved out of range. A looping hook to the body misses from Puustinen. Dickskin does a little dance to reset his feet. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Puustinen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Puustinen looks like he wants to counter punch here. A jab from Dickskin misses. Sloppy strikes from Dickskin. Those never looked like landing. Puustinen misses with a few strikes there.
Dickskin is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Puustinen misses with a hook. Dickskin ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round. Puustinen throws out a loose jab but Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid it. Puustinen digs a good hook to Dickskin's body.
Dickskin lands a glancing blow to the side of Puustinen's head.
It looks like Antti Puustinen has been cut. Puustinen throws a lazy uppercut
and Dickskin counters with a nice uppercut. Puustinen misses with a right hand and Dickskin counters with a straight right hand. Puustinen missing with a left hand there. Dickskin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Nice defenses there by Puustinen. A countering left hand to the body from Puustinen misses. A jab from Puustinen misses. Dickskin is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Puustinen. Dickskin slips a jab from Puustinen. Dickskin is looking to counter punch. Dickskin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puustinen. Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Puustinen has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight. Dickskin drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Dickskin checks a leg kick. Puustinen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dickskin. Dickskin circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Puustinen throws a looping overhand right but Dickskin ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Dickskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Good shot there by Puustinen. Puustinen throws a lazy uppercut
and Dickskin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Puustinen connects with a single shot there. Puustinen throws a leg kick that misses. Dickskin lands a jab to the head.
Puustinen throws a big shot that misses. Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Puustinen throws a lazy body kick enabling Dickskin to counter with a crisp jab.
Puustinen is rocked!
That has opened up Antti Puustinen's cut even more. Puustinen gets off balance looking for a body kick and Dickskin counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snake Dickskin! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Snake Dickskin made sure he mentioned Oblivion Inc., along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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