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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dixie Small (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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155 lbs
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155 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dixie Small!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Small getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Small.
Small scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jeremy throws a low kick, looking for Small's leg but Small calmly moves out of range.
Small rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jeremy lands with a straight right. Small didn't see that one coming.
Jeremy misses with a straight left.
Small has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Legion's PIT Fight Club in the buildup to the fight.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Small manages to avoid it.
It looked like Small wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jeremy missing with a left hand there. Small was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeremy throws a hook to the side of Small's head but Small sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Small connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Small saw that one coming.
Jeremy throws a big shot that misses.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Small throwing a counter right hand but Jeremy manages to avoid it.
Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Small.
A countering left hand to the body from Jeremy misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a hook but Small avoids it easily.
Small dodges the punch combination from Jeremy.
The fighters circling - Small throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Small avoids a punch combination nicely.
Small swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jeremy counters with a stiff right hand.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Small is defended easily by Jeremy.
Small fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jeremy avoids it really well and circles away.
A little jabbing left from Jeremy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jeremy moves out of range as Small strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Small sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Small misses the target.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Small counters with a takedown into side control.
Small taking a break here but Jeremy is having none of it and regains half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Small throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Small stalling away here and it's allowed Jeremy to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Jeremy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Small.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Small wants to pass the guard but Jeremy is keeping the position.
Small is fighting to break Jeremy's control of his arms but Jeremy is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Small seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Small trying to control the position from guard on top but Jeremy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Small postures up in Jeremy's guard and throws a big left but Jeremy blocks it.
Small forces his way into half guard.
Small trying to control the action but Jeremy is working from the bottom.
Jeremy is looking to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Small throwing shots but Jeremy is blocking nicely.
Small trying to control from half guard but Jeremy is working away.
Jeremy looks like he's trying to stand up.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Small decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Jeremy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Small.
Small loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Small throws an elbow that misses. Jeremy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Small's guard. Nice move by Jeremy!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Jeremy looks to land a combination. Small sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Small pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jeremy lands with a right hand.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Small manages to avoid it.
Small staying out of range there.
Small misses with a shot to the body
and Jeremy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jeremy misses with a hook
and Small counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jeremy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
No luck for Small with that takedown attempt.
Good exchange - Jeremy coming out on top.
Jeremy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Small as he avoids it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Small checks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good shot there by Small.
Jeremy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jeremy looks to land a body kick but Small moved away.
Small is looking to counter punch.
Small throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jeremy's waist but Jeremy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Small off to one side.
Jeremy cracks Small with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Small moves away.
Small digs a good hook to Jeremy's body.
Small shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dixie Small. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Small misses with a hook.
Small on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jeremy scores with a nice strike.
Jeremy gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Small to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Small is controlling him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing Small from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Small throwing strikes but missing.
Small stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jeremy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing Small from controlling successfully.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Jeremy is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Small is controlling him.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Small moves away.
Jeremy thumps Small with a low kick.
Small throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jeremy's waist but Jeremy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Small off to one side.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Small.
Jeremy takes one to the side of the head.
Small drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Small stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jeremy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Small advances to half guard.
Jeremy tries to kick Small off but Small keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Small is stalling here. Jeremy is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Small seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Jeremy has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Small has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jeremy thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Small stops Jeremy from passing to mount.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Small will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Jeremy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Small throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Small finds it's way round the side to connect with Jeremy's head.
Small scores with a nice strike.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Small ducks under and follows up with a left that Small also avoids with ease.
Small looks to land a combination but Jeremy avoids it well.
Jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Small takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jeremy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Small circles away quickly and effectively.
Small on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a double jab.
It looked like Small was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Jeremy works Small's body with a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Small misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Small.
Jeremy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Small counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Small moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Small.
Small takes a jab right on the kisser.
Small walks into a jab.
Small moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a jab when Small was well out of range.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Small moves away.
Small misses with a body shot.
Small misses with a lunging right hand
and Jeremy counters with a nice uppercut.
Jeremy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Smalls jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Some bone on bone action there as Small checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Small tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jeremy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Small throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jeremy.
Small scores with a nice head shot.
Jeremy wants to land a leg kick but Small is out of range.
Small throws a looping overhand right but Jeremy ducks down to avoid it.
Jeremy has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Small steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Small on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jeremy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Small cracks Jeremy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jeremy is looking to slow Small down with leg kicks.
Small fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy dodges the punch combination from Small.
Small ducks right into an uppercut from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a leg kick
and Small counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jeremy digs a good body shot into Small's ribs.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Jeremy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Small looks to land a combination. Jeremy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jeremy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Small under the eye.
Jeremy misses with a straight left.
Dixie Small has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A chopping leg kick lands by Jeremy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Small gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy prevents a takedown attempt there.
Small tries to score a body lock takedown but Jeremy shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dixie Small. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jeremy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jeremy is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Jeremy manages to break the clinch.
Ron Jeremy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Jeremy leaves Small with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Small takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jeremy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Small on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Small takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jeremy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
A very excited looking Ron Jeremy rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
In defeat, Dixie Small stepped up to the mic, saying 'It was a good win, but nevertheless, I'll still be bringing home my opponent's girl . Don't feel left out man. And as usual, we'll be making a pov video for all you fans out there. Sayonara'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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