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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between HL Mencken (ranked 297 p4p, 8 weight class) and Jackie Chan (ranked 481 p4p, 11 weight class). Mencken comes to the cage accompanied by Circle Jerks - Question Authority. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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261 lbs
17 - 6 - 0 |
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258 lbs
20 - 8 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, HL Mencken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jackie Chan!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Mencken. Chan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chan misses with a body punch
and Mencken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mencken fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mencken misses with a double jab.
Mencken throws a leg kick but Chan sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Mencken scores with a decent looking hook.
Jackie Chan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mencken. Chan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chan shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Chan misses with an uppercut. Mencken saw that one coming.
Chan darts in looking for a takedown but Mencken gets double underhooks and turns Chan into the cage.
Mencken is looking to counter punch.
The fighters circling - Chan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mencken has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Mencken moves away from the strike by Chan.
Chan works the jab nicely.
Mencken takes one on the chin but seems OK.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chan swings for the body but Mencken moves out of range.
Mencken scores with a head kick. Chan tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chan throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mencken counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Chan thinking.
Chan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mencken lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Chan at a distance.
Chan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
HL Mencken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mencken just misses with a punch to the body.
Chan fails with the takedown.
HL Mencken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jackie Chan.
Chan shoots in and drives through. Mencken sprawls well.
Chan shoots in and drives through. Mencken sprawls well.
Chan throws a shot from downtown. Mencken moves away and avoids it.
Chan lands a right hook to the body.
Chan fails with a takedown attempt.
Mencken clinches up with Chan and pushes him back against the cage.
Chan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chan lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mencken digs a right hand underneath Chan's ribcage. Chan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chan.
Mencken misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chan is looking to take this one to the mat.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mencken.
A nice left hand lands by Mencken.
Chan misses with some punches.
Still in the clinch, Mencken scores with a nice short uppercut.
Chan throws a punch but it's blocked by Mencken.
Mencken misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chan struggles to land a body shot inside as Mencken controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Chan fails to land.
Chan lands a takedown into guard.
Chan lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Mencken is adopting a defensive guard.
Mencken preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan wants to control from the top but Mencken keeps moving.
Chan scoring with punches to the head and body.
Mencken is looking to stand up but Chan isn't so interested in that idea.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Chan dives in for a single leg takedown but Mencken sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Mencken throws a big counter combination but Chan scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Chan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Chan looks to land a left hand but Mencken moved out of range nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chan misses with a wild body shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mencken!
Mencken moves into range and clinches up with Chan.
Mencken lands with a left to the head.
Mencken lands a nice shot to the body.
Chan looks winded!
Mencken misses with a punch on the inside.
Chan is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Mencken is defending well.
Mencken struggles to land a body shot inside as Chan controls his hands.
Mencken misses with a punch to the body.
Chan breaks from the clinch.
Oooooh!!! Mencken has knocked Chan down with a huge combo! Mencken steps away and waves a wobbly Chan back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
It looks like Jackie Chan has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mencken.
Mencken's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Chan connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mencken scrambles back to his feet.
Chan takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Mencken feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chan's calf.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Chan is defended easily by Mencken.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
HL Mencken dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jackie Chan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mencken moves into the clinch.
Chan drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Chan is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Mencken pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Chan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chan steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Mencken. That one must have hurt.
Mencken moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Chan as he connects with a hook.
HL Mencken is winning the standup battle so far.
Mencken keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mencken changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Chan throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Mencken to counter with a crisp jab.
Chan looks to score with a jab to the body but Mencken is just out of range.
Mencken looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Chan fails to land with a series of punches.
Mencken ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chan moves away.
Chan looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chan closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mencken circles away.
HL Mencken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jackie Chan.
Chan is breathing heavily.
Chan shoots for a double leg takedown but Mencken sprawls well. He's pushed Chan's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mencken misses with a wild body shot.
Chan on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Mencken moves in looking to clinch but Chan pushes him off.
Mencken displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Chan.
Chan walks forward, straight into a front kick from Mencken.
Mencken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Chan can do to turn this around?
Mencken dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mencken wants to clinch up but Chan keeps it at a distance.
Mencken scores with a sloppy right hand. Chan should have avoided that one.
Mencken's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Mencken duly obliges.
Mencken slips a straight right by Chan.
Mencken feints and then cracks Chan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chan down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mencken scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chan takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Chan is rocked!
No luck for Chan with that takedown attempt.
Chan is still on wobbly legs! Can Mencken finish him?
Mencken has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Chan shoots in for a takedown but Mencken shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Chan seems to have recovered his senses.
Mencken rushes Chan and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chan wants a takedown but no success here.
HL Mencken has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Mencken drops Chan onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Chan is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Mencken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chan's elbow.
Mencken has Chan pressed against the cage. Chan drops his hands and Mencken takes advantage by unloading with a massive hook that sends Chan tumbling to the canvas! Mencken rains down with more punches but Chan was already out! That's a highlight reel knockout for Mencken!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). HL Mencken!
HL Mencken took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Urban Fighter for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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