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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Shit Break (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paul Shit Break had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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208 lbs
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205 lbs
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Good takedowns
Good kicks
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Paul Shit Break!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Jordan!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shit Break has closed the distance and engaged Jordan in a clinch.
Shit Break managing to block the knees to the body from Jordan.
Jordan changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Shit Break fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jordan's coach down at CT + BJJ & Wrestling & Boxing & MT SPARRING GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Jordan's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Shit Break has closed the distance and engaged Jordan in a clinch.
Shit Break's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jordan is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Shit Break to keep the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shit Break has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Jordan regains guard immediately.
Shit Break wants to pass the guard but Jordan is keeping the position.
Shit Break is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit Break advances to half guard.
Shit Break controlling the pace.
Shit Break has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Shit Break is pressing down on Jordan's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jordan is holding on for now.
Shit Break sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Jordan wants to get back to his feet.
Jordan looks winded!
Shit Break is pressing down on Jordan's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jordan is holding on for now.
Shit Break seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Shit Break throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Shit Break in particular looking to stall.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shit Break tries to pass to full mount but Jordan defends it.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Shit Break gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Shit Break breaks the clinch.
Jordan blocks a low kick nicely.
Jordan connects with a high kick.
A jab from Shit Break misses.
Jordan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Shit Break gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Shit Break's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Shit Break closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Shit Break is working for takedown but Jordan is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Shit Break.
Shit Break jumps guard but Jordan stands there with Shit Break around his waist. Shit Break gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Shit Break throws an elbow that misses.
Shit Break looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Shit Break decides to pull guard.
Shit Break looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jordan looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Paul Shit Break dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Shit Break throws a leg kick but Jordan moved away.
Shit Break is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jordan is trying hard to land a takedown here. Shit Break sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Shit Break has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Jordan fails in his attempt to clinch.
Shit Break throws a head kick that misses.
Shit Break swinging wildly here.
Shit Break is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jordan can do to turn this around?
Jordan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Shit Break.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jordan swats away the attempt to clinch by Shit Break.
Shit Break moves into range and clinches up with Jordan.
Shit Break gets underhooks to prevent Jordan's takedown attempt.
Jordan is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit Break jumps guard but Jordan stands there with Shit Break around his waist. Shit Break gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Shit Break lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Shit Break stalling.
Shit Break sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jordan defending well though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shit Break slows the pace down in half guard.
Paul Shit Break overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jordan is looking for a sweep. Shit Break is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Shit Break seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Paul Shit Break seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shit Break fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jordan is out of range.
Jordan steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Shit Break.
Shit Break tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jordan manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jordan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jordan shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Shit Break as he jumps to the side.
Paul Shit Break has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Michael Jordan.
Shit Break throws a head kick but Jordan moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Shit Break looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Shit Break takes a swing at Jordan's ribcage but misses.
Jordan tries a head kick but it misses.
Shit Break swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shit Break scores with a kick to the body.
Shit Break closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Shit Break escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jordan defending well as Shit Break loads up on a big left hand.
Jordan throws a counter combo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shit Break pushes Jordan up against the cage in a clinch.
Shit Break tightens his grip and picks Jordan up, before dumping him to the ground. Jordan manages to land in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jordan is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Shit Break sitting in guard here, content to control.
Shit Break passes Jordan's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shit Break with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Jordan is in trouble now - Shit Break has advanced to mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Paul Shit Break dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Jordan shoots in for a takedown but Shit Break shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Shit Break swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shit Break drives through and clinches with Jordan against the cage.
Shit Break manages to break the clinch.
Shit Break misses with a lunging right hand
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
Shit Break rushes Jordan and presses him up against the cage.
Jordan trying to control the position but instead, Shit Break has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jordan into the cage.
Shit Break stalling in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shit Break works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Shit Break slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Shit Break advances position into side control!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit Break tries to advance to mount but Jordan denies him.
Shit Break moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Shit Break looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Shit Break in side control, just content to control the action for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Shit Break.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Shit Break's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Paul Shit Break is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shit Break fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shit Break wants to clinch up but Jordan keeps it at a distance.
Nice body kick from Shit Break.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shit Break just misses with a punch to the body.
Shit Break will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that's the end of the fight!
Paul Shit Break showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shit Break has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Paul Shit Break!
Michael Jordan was interviewed post fight and said 'Thanks for the opportunity to fight to this kind of event i promise on my next fight will be a blast....'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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