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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Miller comes to the cage accompanied by renegade. Cartman has chosen Kyle's Mom a B!^(H as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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267 lbs
2 - 4 - 0 |
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300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Miller!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Cartman steps into range and cracks Miller with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Miller flops backwards and Cartman dives into his guard looking to finish!
It looks like Brock Miller has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Miller tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Cartman controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Miller is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Miller will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman stands up from Miller's guard - Cartman perhaps looking for a knockout.
Miller fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Oh, that's a big right hand from Cartman and Miller goes tumbling to the canvas! Cartman follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman wants to stand up but Miller has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Miller wants to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Miller is pressing down on Cartman's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Miller is trying to keep Cartman in close.
Miller is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Miller is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries to stand but Miller is controlling from the bottom.
Miller tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Miller is working hard here to advance position.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A left lands for Cartman.
Miller ducks into an uppercut from Cartman and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman is the new super heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
56% |
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