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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Macho Randy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sammy Sammich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sammy Sammich has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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242 lbs
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259 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Macho Randy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sammy Sammich!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Randy throws a low kick but Sammich moves out of range easily.
Sammich needs to keep his hands up - Randy had a free shot at his head there.
Good exchange - Randy coming out on top.
Randy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at . . . in the buildup to the fight.
Sammich fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Randy manages to avoid it.
Randy wants to clinch up but Sammich keeps it at a distance.
Sammich throws a predictable looking body shot
and Sammich takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Randy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Macho Randy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sammich goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Randy misses with a low kick.
Randy ducks under a wild hook from Sammich.
Sammich throws a hook but Randy avoids it easily.
Randy is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Sammich.
Randy lands with a kick to the ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sammich shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice body kick there by Randy.
Sammich misses with a hook to the body
and Randy counters with a nice body kick.
Sammich misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Randy counters with a nice body shot.
Sammich has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Sammich looks winded!
Sammich on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Sammich throws a body punch but Randy moves out of range.
Randy tries to counter by clinching up but Sammich breaks away and moves out of range.
Sammich throws a chopping leg kick but Randy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Sammich throws a body punch but Randy moves out of range.
Randy throws a quick counter kick to the body but Sammich avoids it.
Sammich takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Randy clinches up with Sammich and pushes him back against the cage.
Sammich swings wildly with an uppercut but Randy uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Randy stalling the fight.
Randy stalling the fight.
Randy stalling in the clinch.
Sammich pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Sammich throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Sammich scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Randy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Randy taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Randy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Randy blocking some punches.
Sammich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Randy misses with a body punch.
Randy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sammich throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Sammich throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Sammich lands a nice uppercut.
Sammich throws a punch but it's blocked by Randy.
Randy misses with a body punch.
Randy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Randy tries to throw a body punch but Sammich avoids it by throwing Randy back against the cage.
Sammich takes an elbow to the temple.
Randy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sammich backwards.
Sammich lands a right hand.
Sammich has a couple of punches blocked by Randy.
Sammich tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Randy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Sammich just misses with a elbow thrown towards Randy's brow.
Sammich blocks the elbow strike.
Sammich tries to throw a body punch but Randy avoids it by throwing Sammich back against the cage.
Randy looking to stall.
Sammich looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Sammich dodges an elbow strike from Randy.
Randy pushes Sammich back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sammich throws an elbow but misses.
Randy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sammich throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Randy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Randy misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Randy tries to work over Sammich's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Randy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Randy trying to control the position but instead, Sammich has worked for underhooks and has pushed Randy into the cage.
Randy scores with a shoulder strike.
Sammich tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sammich lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Randy backwards.
Randy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice elbow from Sammich.
It looks like Macho Randy has been cut.
Sammich struggles to land a body shot inside as Randy controls his hands.
Randy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sammich lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Randy lands an elbow that stopped Sammich in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Sammy Sammich has been cut.
Still in the clinch, Randy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sammich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Randy working aggressively here.
Randy blocks the elbow strike.
Randy blocking some punches.
Randy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sammich's elbow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Sammich just misses with a elbow thrown towards Randy's brow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Macho Randy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Sammich doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Randy throws a push kick but Sammich slaps the foot to one side.
Sammich throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sammich drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Sammich throws a shot from downtown. Randy moves away and avoids it.
Randy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Randy tries to clinch but Sammich is having none of it.
Randy scores with a nice right hand.
Sammich takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sammich misses with a leg kick.
Randy is looking to slow Sammich down with leg kicks.
Sammich throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Randy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Sammich scores with a push kick.
Randy scores with the left hand. Sammich knows he should have avoided that one.
Randy has Sammich up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Sammich fails to land.
Randy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Randy stalling in the clinch but Sammich improves position.
Sammich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sammich tries to work over Randy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Randy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Randy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sammich works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A nice left hand lands by Randy.
Sammich looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Randy pushes off an throws an elbow but Sammich leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Sammich.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Randy takes an elbow to the temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Randy takes an elbow to the temple.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sammich.
Sammich goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sammich lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sammich lands an elbow inside.
Sammich comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Sammich tries a body shot but Randy blocks it.
Sammich lands an elbow inside that Randy shrugs off.
Randy is rocked!
Macho Randy's cut is getting worse.
Sammich is leaning against Randy and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Oh Randy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sammich unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Randy! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Sammich is unloading with more strikes now! Randy drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sammy Sammich!
Sammy Sammich spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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