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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Gacy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dickus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by O Sarracino . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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230 lbs
7 - 8 - 2 |
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193 cm
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270 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Gacy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gacy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dickus is looking to take this one to the mat.
Gacy is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dickus pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Gacy is trying to trip Dickus. He has hold of a leg but Dickus is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Gacy persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Dickus had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Gacy defends it easily.
Gacy stopping the sweep attempt from Dickus.
Gacy trying to control but Dickus is working from the bottom.
Gacy might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gacy stopping the sweep attempt from Dickus.
Dickus wants to stand and escape but Gacy is having none of it.
Gacy works over Dickus with some ground and pound from guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus working a defensive guard here.
Gacy is looking to work some ground and pound but Dickus has wrist control.
Gacy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dickus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Gacy wants to control from the top but Dickus keeps moving.
Dickus trying to keep a closed guard but Gacy is proving a slippery customer.
Gacy is in close to Dickus's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dickus should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dickus escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Gacy gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus keeping moving, preventing Gacy from controlling successfully.
Gacy looking to pass the guard.
Dickus looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Gacy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Gacy wants to control from the top but Dickus keeps moving.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dickus misses with a series of wild punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A punch combination from Dickus misses.
Gacy tries for a takedown but Dickus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Gacy shoots in but Dickus avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Gacy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dickus swings for the body but Gacy moves out of range.
Gacy feinted with a counter takedown.
Dickus looks to land a combination but Gacy avoids it well.
Dickus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Gacy looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Dickus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dickus misses with an uppercut. Gacy saw that one coming.
Gacy dives in for a single leg takedown but Dickus sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A cross from Dickus lands.
Dickus tries to clinch up.
Gacy drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dickus sprawls and moves away.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickus fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dickus's corner calls for a 1-2. Dickus obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickus. Gacy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dickus slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dickus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Gacy attempts a counter takedown but Dickus avoids it well and moves away.
Gacy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
And Dickus tries to counter it with a takedown but Gacy pushes his down on his head and steps out.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dickus fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dickus moves into range and connects with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biggus Dickus dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Gacy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dickus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gacy counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Dickus utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Gacy throws a big elbow that misses.
Gacy trying to control but Dickus is working from the bottom.
Gacy postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Dickus is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Gacy, into his guard.
Dickus wants to control from the top but Gacy keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gacy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dickus's guard.
Dickus is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Gacy is aware though and is defending well.
Gacy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Gacy is in close to Dickus's body, working some short punches and elbows.
It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickus is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Gacy defends well.
Gacy cracks Dickus with a solid left hand.
Gacy sitting in guard here, content to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gacy landing some decent shots from guard.
Gacy trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gacy forces his way into half guard.
Dickus wants to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gacy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Dickus is rocked!
Gacy is looking for a kimura here.
Dickus is trying to get back to full guard.
Gacy is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dickus has managed to free his arm - good work.
Gacy looks to land a strike but Dickus avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dickus has Gacy pulled in close to control his posture.
Gacy postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Gacy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Gacy lands a couple of digs.
That has opened up Biggus Dickus's cut even more.
Gacy postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dickus is still in real trouble! Can Gacy finish him?
Gacy controls from within his opponent's guard.
Gacy makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Gacy postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Dickus's head off the mat! Dickus is out! He's out! Gacy jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). John Gacy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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