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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Brady Barnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barnes comes to the cage accompanied by Boom Boom Out Go The Lights/ Pat Travers. On his way into the cage it seems that Brady Barnes has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Brady Barnes seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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166 lbs
26 - 9 - 1 |
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168 cm
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158 lbs
16 - 10 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brady Barnes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Barnes.
Ferguson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Barnes looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Barnes goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Barnes has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Ferguson finds it's way round the side to connect with Barnes's head.
A jab from Barnes does it's job there.
Ferguson throws a hook but Barnes avoids it easily.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ferguson misses with an uppercut.
Ferguson throws a head kick that Barnes semi-blocks.
It looks like Brady Barnes has been cut.
Barnes dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson tries to keep at a distance but Barnes has taken the fight into the clinch.
Barnes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ferguson throws a punch but it's blocked by Barnes.
Ferguson prevents a body shot from Barnes.
Ferguson working aggressively here.
Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barnes scores with a hook.
Barnes takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ferguson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Ferguson walks into a stiff left hand from Barnes.
Barnes shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ferguson pinned against the cage. Ferguson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ferguson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ferguson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Barnes tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ferguson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Barnes instigates a clinch.
Barnes scores with a shot to the side of Ferguson's head.
Barnes can't find room to land a body shot as Ferguson controls the action.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barnes trying to land knees to the body.
Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ferguson connects with a crisp jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Barnes.
Ferguson thumps Barnes with a low kick.
Barnes takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Barnes checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Barnes moves out of range easily.
Barnes forces Ferguson back against the cage and clinches.
Barnes using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ferguson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A frustrated look appears on Ferguson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ferguson is trying to break the clinch but Barnes has him pressed against the cage.
Ferguson is trying to break the clinch but Barnes is controlling him.
Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ferguson throws a leg kick but Barnes sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Barnes is looking to clinch but Ferguson is avoiding it.
Barnes misses the shot to the body.
Ferguson throws a body kick that misses.
Ferguson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Barnes. Barnes obviously looking to wear him down.
Ferguson throws a head kick but Barnes moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson tries to keep at a distance but Barnes has taken the fight into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Barnes.
Ferguson breaks the clinch.
Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Barnes manages to avoid it.
An inside leg kick from Ferguson misses.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A cross from Barnes lands.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A swing and a miss from Barnes.
Ferguson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Ferguson throws a jab when Barnes was well out of range.
Barnes tries to counter by clinching up but Ferguson breaks away and moves out of range.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Barnes tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ferguson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
As Barnes backs off Ferguson throws a huge counter combo but Barnes manages to avoid it all.
Ferguson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ferguson throws a jab but it's blocked by Barnes.
Barnes keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ferguson.
Barnes tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Ferguson manages to circle out of the way.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! Ferguson slams his shin into Barnes's torso.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A combination from Barnes does no damage.
Ferguson cracks the inside of Barnes's front leg.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
As Ferguson looks to move away, Barnes throws a big counter combo but Ferguson just gets out of the way.
Ferguson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Barnes throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ferguson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ferguson thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Barnes if he has to take too many more of those.
Barnes misses with a double jab.
Ferguson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ferguson feints a jab promting Barnes to slip. Ferguson then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Barnes slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Barnes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ferguson connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Barnes doesn't manage to clinch there - Ferguson circles away.
Barnes looks to score with a jab to the body but Ferguson is just out of range.
Ferguson feints a counter leg kick.
Ferguson is looking to land body kicks.
Brady Barnes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson scores with a punch to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brady Barnes's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Barnes misses with a low kick.
Ferguson lands with a slapping head kick.
Ferguson throws a looping overhand right but Barnes ducks down to avoid it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Barnes, as that shot connected.
Horrible takedown attempt by Barnes or perhaps it was just good defense by Ferguson, which made it look bad.
Ferguson throws a head kick but Barnes moves out of range.
Barnes misses with a hook.
Ferguson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ferguson throws a series of punches but Barnes avoids them all with ease.
Barnes scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ferguson doesn't seem bothered though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ferguson takes a swing at Barnes's ribcage but misses.
Ferguson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Barnes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Barnes slips under a jab from Ferguson.
Barnes is looking to clinch.
Ferguson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barnes tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ferguson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ferguson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ferguson swings for the body but Barnes moves out of range.
Ferguson misses with a hook to the body
and Barnes counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Barnes.
Ferguson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ferguson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Barnes misses with a body punch.
Ferguson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Barnes misses with a knee strike.
Barnes lands a right hand.
Ferguson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ferguson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Barnes is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Brady Barnes has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ferguson has had enough of the clinch but Barnes keeps him there for the moment.
A short right from Barnes.
Ferguson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Barnes has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Ferguson fails to land.
Ferguson is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Ferguson is trying to break the clinch but Barnes has him pressed against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Barnes manages to avoid it.
Barnes on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Barnes avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Barnes. Ferguson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Barnes tries to clinch up but Ferguson circles away and keeps his distance.
Barnes uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Barnes wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.
Barnes tries to work over Ferguson's front leg with a kick but Ferguson checks it.
Ferguson connects with a body shot that sends Barnes's belly button to the back.
Ferguson falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Barnes counter with a right hand.
Ferguson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Barnes fails with a takedown attempt.
A countering left hand to the body from Ferguson misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Ferguson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Barnes avoids the head kick by Ferguson.
Barnes closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Barnes wants to control but Ferguson is keeping him busy.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Barnes connects with a nice short shot to Ferguson's temple.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Barnes trying to control from half guard but Ferguson is working away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barnes is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Ferguson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ferguson avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Ferguson is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Barnes is controlling him.
Barnes slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Ferguson is trying to improve his position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The ground and pound from Barnes seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Turd Ferguson will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Brady Barnes's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Barnes moves out of range easily.
Barnes thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Barnes moves out of range easily.
Barnes misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ferguson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ferguson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Barnes rather than just go for the knockout.
Ferguson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Barnes throws a right hand that misses
and Barnes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ferguson looks to land a left hand but Barnes moved out of range nicely.
Barnes takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ferguson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Barnes fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Ferguson. No joy for Barnes on that attempt.
Barnes tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ferguson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Barnes counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a jab to Barnes's midsection.
Ferguson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nice uppercut lands for Barnes. That snapped Ferguson's head back.
Ferguson lands a high kick!
The fighters circling - Ferguson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
As Ferguson backs away, Barnes returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Ferguson digs a good body shot into Barnes's ribs.
Barnes takes a kick to the side of the head.
Barnes jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Barnes works the jab nicely.
Ferguson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Barnes was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferguson.
Barnes tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Barnes lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Barnes scores with a nice strike.
Barnes fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick misses from Ferguson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Barnes doesn't seem bothered though.
Ferguson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ferguson let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ferguson throws a low kick, looking for Barnes's leg but Barnes calmly moves out of range.
Ferguson misses with a wild combination.
Barnes swinging wildly here.
Ferguson let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ferguson scores with a head kick. Barnes tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Ferguson lands a slapping body shot.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Barnes was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Barnes misses with a left hand
and Ferguson counters with a good low kick that Barnes was not able to check.
Barnes throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It seemed like Ferguson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Turd Ferguson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Barnes swinging wildly here.
Brady Barnes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barnes takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Barnes misses with a lunging right hand
and Ferguson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Barnes wants to clinch.
Ferguson tries to land a front kick but Barnes steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Barnes is looking to counter punch.
Brady Barnes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses
and Barnes counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Ferguson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Barnes fails to land with a series of punches.
Barnes avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ferguson gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Ferguson wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Barnes manages to pass to side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ferguson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Barnes is trying to control the action in half guard but Ferguson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Barnes thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ferguson's head.
Barnes trying to mount his opponent but Ferguson defends it.
Barnes landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Ferguson is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Barnes scores with a couple of nice shots.
Barnes missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ferguson tries to get to full guard but Barnes has control of the leg.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Turd Ferguson.
I've got Ferguson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson gave a mention to KAISER in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
The defeated Brady Barnes had this to say: 'Didn't hurt'.
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RATING
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