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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hans Hermann Hoppe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Creatinus Consumerus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoppe comes to the cage accompanied by Wind of Change. Hans Hermann Hoppe has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Hermann Hoppe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Creatinus Consumerus!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Daniel Franklin and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoppe has his takedown stuffed
letting Consumerus counter with a right hand.
Consumerus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hoppe on the side of the head.
Hans Hermann Hoppe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hoppe takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Consumerus scores with a jab to the jaw.
Consumerus has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Hoppe fails with the takedown
and Consumerus counters with a stiff right hand.
Consumerus lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Consumerus scores with a hook.
Consumerus lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hoppe shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Consumerus to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hans Hermann Hoppe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hoppe gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Consumerus counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hoppe thinking.
Consumerus thuds his right hand into Hoppe's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hoppe tries for a takedown but Consumerus circles away easily
and Consumerus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hoppe is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Consumerus's half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Consumerus controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Consumerus is not content to let Hoppe control the position.
Hoppe with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Hoppe sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Consumerus defending well though.
Consumerus keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Consumerus is not content to let Hoppe control the position.
Hoppe is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Consumerus doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Hoppe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Consumerus trying to control from the bottom.
Hoppe stalling.
Consumerus is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Hoppe scores with a couple of nice shots.
Hoppe is looking to take a break and control but Consumerus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hoppe not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hoppe thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Hoppe wants to pass to mount but Consumerus is defending the position.
Hoppe seems to be working for a kimura but Consumerus defends the submission attempt.
Hoppe sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Consumerus defending well though.
Consumerus is looking to escape.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hoppe thows a huge punch but Consumerus dodges it nicely.
Hoppe lands with a punch from half guard.
Hoppe throws a strike but Consumerus avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Hoppe sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Consumerus's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus looks like he's trying to stand up.
Hoppe is trying to control the action in half guard but Consumerus is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Hoppe working over Consumerus with some ground and pound. Consumerus looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Hoppe looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Consumerus with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Hoppe is pressing down on Consumerus's thigh, looking to free his foot. Consumerus is holding on for now.
Hoppe is working hard here to advance position.
Hoppe trying to control the action but Consumerus is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Creatinus Consumerus dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Hoppe with a lazy takedown attempt
and Consumerus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hoppe takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Consumerus keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hoppe shoots and misses
and Consumerus makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hans Hermann Hoppe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hoppe misses with a takedown attempt
and Consumerus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Consumerus lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Consumerus.
Consumerus works the jab nicely.
Consumerus thuds his right hand into Hoppe's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hoppe fails with the takedown
and Consumerus counters with a straight right hand.
Hoppe misses with a takedown
and Consumerus counters with a stiff right hand.
Consumerus with a jab.
Hoppe doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Consumerus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hoppe needs to keep his hands up - Consumerus had a free shot at his head there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoppe takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Consumerus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Consumerus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hoppe shoots and misses
and Consumerus counters with a stiff right hand.
Consumerus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hoppe with a lazy takedown attempt
and Consumerus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hoppe closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Consumerus did well to prevent Hoppe getting side control.
Consumerus is refusing to be controlled, as Hoppe sits in half guard.
Consumerus on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hoppe tries to pass the half guard into mount. Consumerus knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Hoppe thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Consumerus's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoppe passes to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Consumerus tries to lock up and control but Hoppe gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
BOOM! Hoppe connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Consumerus is squirming around, avoiding Hoppe's attempts to control the action.
Hoppe scoring with strikes but Consumerus is staying in there.
We've been hearing that Hoppe has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
The referee warns Consumerus that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Hoppe lands a nice shot to the head.
Consumerus sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus is looking to escape.
Hoppe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Nice strikes from Hoppe there.
Hoppe passes to full mount!
Consumerus tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Consumerus is bucking up trying to escape but Hoppe cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Hoppe landing shots from mount.
Hoppe pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Hoppe is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Hoppe postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Consumerus looks a forlorn figure.
Hoppe sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoppe pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hoppe landing strikes from the mount.
Consumerus is in a horrible position here. Hoppe smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Consumerus is rocked!
The referee warns Consumerus that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Consumerus is still in real trouble! Can Hoppe finish him?
Hoppe breaks from Consumerus's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hoppe trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hoppe lands a couple of good shots and Consumerus has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Hans Hermann Hoppe will probably get the nod.
That's time! Hoppe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Consumerus lands a really nice looking cross but Hoppe seems unphased.
Consumerus seems to have recovered his senses.
Consumerus might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Hoppe misses with a takedown attempt
and Consumerus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Consumerus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hoppe walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hoppe misses with a takedown attempt
and Consumerus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hoppe fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hans Hermann Hoppe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Consumerus lands a jab.
Consumerus scores with a jab.
Hoppe doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hoppe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hoppe misses with a takedown attempt
and Consumerus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Consumerus lands a nice hook to Hoppe's body. Hoppe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hans Hermann Hoppe is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hoppe shoots and misses
and Consumerus counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoppe misses with a takedown attempt
and Consumerus counters with a straight right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Consumerus connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hoppe has his takedown stuffed
and Consumerus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Consumerus lands with a nice body punch.
Consumerus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hoppe tries for a takedown but Consumerus circles away easily
and Consumerus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Consumerus with a jab.
Hoppe looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Consumerus works the jab nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Consumerus there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Consumerus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hoppe fails with the takedown
and Consumerus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hoppe is rocked!
Hoppe tries for a takedown but Consumerus circles away easily
and Consumerus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oh Hoppe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Consumerus lands with an overhand left.
Hoppe seems to have got his legs back now.
Consumerus scores with a body shot.
Consumerus sizes up Hoppe with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Hoppe fails with the takedown
and Consumerus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hoppe has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hoppe there as he acknowledges the shot.
Consumerus lands a nice hook to Hoppe's body. Hoppe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hoppe shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Consumerus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hoppe shoots and misses
and Consumerus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Consumerus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Consumerus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Consumerus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hoppe stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoppe tries for a takedown but Consumerus circles away easily
and Consumerus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hoppe shoots in and bounces Consumerus off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Hoppe with a nice head shot there.
Consumerus keeping moving, preventing Hoppe from controlling successfully.
Consumerus seems keen to control Hoppe's posture.
Consumerus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hoppe is fighting to break Consumerus's control of his arms but Consumerus is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoppe works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Ground and pound from Hoppe.
Hoppe throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hoppe connects with a nice short shot to Consumerus's temple.
Hoppe has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Hans Hermann Hoppe overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hoppe scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Hoppe dominating with strikes here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Creatinus Consumerus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Consumerus has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Creatinus Consumerus!
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