PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Edward McLauglin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnito Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McLauglin's entrance music is You Belong To The City. A fine choice. Donnito Mustacho told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

McLauglin
vs
Mustacho

190 cm
37
219 lbs
29 - 21 - 1

195 cm
35
213 lbs
29 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Edward McLauglin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donnito Mustacho!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McLauglin connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Mustacho swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McLauglin.

It looks like Edward McLauglin has been cut.
The fight stays on the outside here - McLauglin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

McLauglin clinches with his opponent.
Mustacho tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice left hand lands by McLauglin.
Mustacho lands on the inside with an uppercut.
McLauglin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mustacho avoids it.
A short left from Mustacho.
McLauglin taking a breather.
Mustacho fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mustacho tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McLauglin throws an elbow that misses.
McLauglin using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mustacho has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McLauglin misses with the head strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mustacho lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McLauglin holding his opponent close, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mustacho scores with a shot to the side of McLauglin's head.

Mustacho manages to break the clinch.
Mustacho circles away from the clinch attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - McLauglin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McLauglin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mustacho stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

McLauglin moves into the clinch.

Mustacho escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mustacho takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Mustacho lands with a kick to the ribs.
Mustacho circles away from the clinch attempt.
McLauglin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McLauglin tries to clinch there but Mustacho circles away.
Mustacho chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McLauglin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McLauglin tries to clinch but Mustacho is having none of it.
Mustacho follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
McLauglin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mustacho.
Mustacho slips under a jab.
Mustacho is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
McLauglin lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

McLauglin rushes Mustacho and presses him up against the cage.
McLauglin tries to throw a body punch but Mustacho avoids it by throwing McLauglin back against the cage.
McLauglin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mustacho is defending well for now.
Nice body punch from Mustacho.
Mustacho digs a right hand underneath McLauglin's ribcage. McLauglin let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McLauglin is breathing heavily.

Mustacho breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mustacho throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Edward McLauglin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLauglin lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
McLauglin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Mustacho manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McLauglin thows a leg kick but Mustacho checks it
enabling Mustacho to counter with a crisp jab.
McLauglin is looking to clinch.
Mustacho circles away from the clinch attempt
and Mustacho counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
McLauglin tries to clinch up but Mustacho circles away and keeps his distance.
McLauglin is looking to clinch.
Mustacho doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
McLauglin wants to clinch but Mustacho slips to the side
and Mustacho counters with a head kick from the bowels of hell that crumples McLauglin! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Donnito Mustacho!
Our winner, Donnito Mustacho, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.