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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Guido Sarducci (ranked 544 p4p, 15 weight class) and Doctor Doolittle (ranked 680 p4p, 17 weight class). Sarducci comes to the cage accompanied by Ave Maria. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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176 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
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218 lbs
35 - 19 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Guido Sarducci!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
35 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Doctor Doolittle!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sarducci on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Sarducci avoids a kick to the body.
Sarducci throwing a counter right hand but Doolittle manages to avoid it.
Doolittle throws a sloppy head kick and Sarducci moves out of range easily.
A good leg kick by Doolittle.
Sarducci swings for the body but Doolittle moves out of range.
Doolittle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sarducci takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Doolittle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sarducci swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Sarducci looks to land a right hand but Doolittle moved out of range.
Sarducci takes a swing at Doolittle's ribcage but misses.
Sarducci definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Doolittle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
It looked like Sarducci was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Doolittle.
The fighters circling - Doolittle throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sarducci misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sarducci misses with a looping left.
It seemed like Doolittle was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Doolittle misses with an uppercut. Sarducci saw that one coming.
Doolittle bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doolittle takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sarducci throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sarducci throws a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sarducci walks into a stiff left hand from Doolittle.
Doolittle looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Doolittle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sarducci moves out of range of the leg kick from Doolittle.
A punch lands to the side of Sarducci 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sarducci takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sarducci throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sarducci lands the left hand.
Doolittle throws a leg kick but Sarducci sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Sarducci misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doolittle.
Sarducci uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doolittle.
Sarducci throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doolittle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sarducci throws a body shot but no joy.
Doolittle slips a straight right by Sarducci.
Sarducci lands a really nice looking cross but Doolittle seems unphased.
Sarducci scores with a crisp jab that stopped Doolittle in his tracks.
Doolittle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sarducci at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doolittle connects with an inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sarducci connects with a crisp jab.
Sarducci waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doolittle.
Doolittle uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Sarducci has time to react.
Sarducci throws a body punch but Doolittle moves out of range.
Sarducci looks to score with a jab to the body but Doolittle is just out of range.
Sarducci throws a jab but it's blocked by Doolittle.
Doolittle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sarducci moves away.
Nice uppercut lands for Sarducci. That snapped Doolittle's head back.
Doolittle connects with an inside leg kick.
Doolittle is looking to chop away at Sarducci's legs.
Doolittle throws a head kick that misses.
Sarducci looks to score with a jab to the body but Doolittle is just out of range.
Doolittle tries a low kick but Sarducci avoids it.
Doolittle lands with a cross.
Sarducci swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sarducci gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Doolittle clinches up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doolittle throws a head punch that misses.
Doolittle digs a right hand underneath Sarducci's ribcage. Sarducci let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Doolittle lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sarducci backwards.
Doolittle lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sarducci or not.
Sarducci wants to stall.
Sarducci misses with some punches.
Sarducci has a couple of punches blocked by Doolittle.
Doolittle digs a right hand into Sarducci's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sarducci's gas tank.
Doolittle prevents a body shot from Sarducci.
Still in the clinch, Doolittle scores with a nice short uppercut.
It looks like Guido Sarducci has been cut.
Sarducci misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sarducci throws a punch but it's blocked by Doolittle.
Doolittle lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sarducci is breathing heavily.
Sarducci throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Doolittle.
Sarducci blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Doolittle misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sarducci scores with a hook to the body.
Doolittle lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doolittle tries to work over Sarducci's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sarducci misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sarducci blocks an uppercut.
Doolittle misses with a body punch.
Doolittle scores with a hook to the body.
A right hand to the body from Doolittle.
Doolittle lands a hook to the side of the head.
Doolittle has a couple of punches blocked by Sarducci.
Sarducci scores with a nice hook to the head.
Doolittle tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Doolittle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sarducci's elbow.
Sarducci misses with a short punch on the inside.
Doolittle throws a head punch that misses.
Doolittle blocking some punches.
Doolittle lands a hook that snaps the head of Sarducci backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doolittle blocking some punches.
Doolittle swings wildly with an uppercut but Sarducci uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Doctor Doolittle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Guido Sarducci's cut.
That's time! Sarducci's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Sarducci throws a right and a left that Doolittle avoids nicely.
Doolittle ducks under a wild hook from Sarducci.
Doolittle misses with a straight left.
Sarducci throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sarducci misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sarducci. Doolittle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doolittle blocks a jab.
Sarducci misses with a left hand
and Doolittle connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Doolittle looks to land a left hand but Sarducci moved out of range nicely.
Doolittle avoids the body shot from Sarducci.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sarducci. Doolittle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doolittle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sarducci.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doolittle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab, jab by Sarducci - just one landing.
Sarducci takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Doolittle looks to land a left hand but Sarducci moved out of range nicely.
Doolittle walks into a left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doolittle throws a push kick but Sarducci slaps the foot to one side.
Doolittle throws a leg kick but Sarducci moved away.
Sarducci just misses with a punch to the body.
Sarducci looks to land a right hand but Doolittle moved out of range.
Doolittle only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Sarducci moves out of range as Doolittle throws a body kick.
Doolittle lands with a nice body kick.
Doolittle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sarducci.
Doolittle fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Sarducci on the side of the head.
Sarducci waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doolittle.
Doolittle has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Doolittle misses with a wild combination.
Doolittle uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sarducci.
Sarducci keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Doolittle throws a big shot that misses.
Sarducci misses with a lunging right hand
and Doolittle counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice body punch from Doolittle.
Sarducci uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doolittle.
Sarducci swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doolittle throws a good cross that connects.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sarducci misses with a body shot
and Doolittle counters with an outside leg kick.
Sarducci ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sarducci's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Doolittle connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sarducci scrambles back to his feet.
Doolittle clinches.
Doolittle working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Doolittle scores with a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Doolittle.
Sarducci has a couple of punches blocked by Doolittle.
Sarducci goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sarducci lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Doolittle backwards.
Sarducci misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doolittle lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sarducci backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doolittle.
Doolittle scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sarducci's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sarducci doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Doolittle.
Doolittle lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sarducci blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Doolittle lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Doolittle lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sarducci backwards.
A short uppercut from Doolittle.
Sarducci blocks a body shot from Doolittle.
Sarducci doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Doolittle lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sarducci backwards.
Doolittle works on Sarducci's body with a couple of short punches.
Sarducci misses with a punch to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Doolittle.
Sarducci misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sarducci throws a punch but it's blocked by Doolittle.
Sarducci misses with a body punch.
Doolittle makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Doolittle lands with a left to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doolittle works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doolittle lands a nice shot to the body.
Sarducci misses with the head strike.
Doolittle blocks a body shot from Sarducci.
Doolittle lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sarducci backwards.
Still in the clinch, Doolittle scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sarducci managing to block the knees to the body from Doolittle.
Doolittle digs a right hand into Sarducci's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sarducci's gas tank.
Doolittle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doolittle lands an uppercut.
Doolittle lands with a short shot to the head.
Sarducci lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Doolittle blocks a body shot from Sarducci.
A right hand to the body from Doolittle.
Doolittle lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sarducci or not.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doolittle lands a hook that snaps the head of Sarducci backwards.
Doolittle scores with a shot to the side of Sarducci's head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Doolittle.
A short left from Doolittle.
Sarducci is rocked!
Doolittle lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Doctor Doolittle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Guido Sarducci's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Doolittle throws a nice looking combination but Sarducci bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Doctor Doolittle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sarducci tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doolittle was well out of range. Poor timing from Sarducci.
Doolittle moves into range and clinches up with Sarducci.
Doolittle softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Doolittle blocking some punches.
Sarducci throws a punch but it's blocked by Doolittle.
Doolittle swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sarducci takes a shot to the head.
Doolittle has a couple of punches blocked by Sarducci.
Doolittle makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Oh Sarducci is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Doolittle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sarducci seems to have got his legs back now.
Doolittle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sarducci's elbow.
Doctor Doolittle seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doolittle lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sarducci backwards.
Doolittle working Sarducci over with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Doolittle lands a body shot.
Doolittle makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doolittle lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Doolittle creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Sarducci with a big uppercut! Sarducci tries to clinch up but Doolittle pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Sarducci to the mat! Sarducci covers up and Doolittle unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Doctor Doolittle!
A relieved looking Doctor Doolittle thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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