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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douche Canoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Belfort (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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197 cm
22
215 lbs
6 - 3 - 1 |
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192 cm
29
210 lbs
5 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Douche Canoe! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mike Belfort! The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Ron Honeybunn and Ben Hemmingworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Canoe moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Canoe lands a jab to the nose. Canoe bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Belfort's head. Canoe scores with a decent looking hook.
Belfort is rocked! Canoe lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Belfort head around and knocks him out cold! Canoe hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Douche Canoe! A less than humble Douche Canoe misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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