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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hendrik Vermeulen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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195 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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187 cm
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202 lbs
8 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent MT
KO power |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hendrik Vermeulen!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Dean Styles and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vermeulen misses with a right hand
and Slurper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vermeulen thinking.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vermeulen misses with a series of wild punches.
Slurper slips a straight right by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen scores with a decent looking hook.
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vermeulen lands an overhand right.
Vermeulen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Vermeulen lands with a right to the head.
Vermeulen breaks the clinch.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen with a nice cross.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Vermeulen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
Slurper throws a body punch but Vermeulen moves out of range.
Vermeulen takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Vermeulen sizes up Slurper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vermeulen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Vermeulen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Vermeulen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Slurper misses with a left hand
letting Vermeulen counter with a right hand.
Slurper has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Vermeulen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A lazy left from Slurper finds it's target.
Vermeulen avoids a punch combination nicely.
As Slurper backs off Vermeulen throws a huge counter combo but Slurper manages to avoid it all.
Vermeulen throws a good cross that connects.
Vermeulen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper moves into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Vermeulen.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper misses with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vermeulen misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Slurper lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Vermeulen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Vermeulen avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper pushes Vermeulen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Vermeulen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Vermeulen's ribcage. Vermeulen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Vermeulen looks winded!
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Vermeulen looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Vermeulen drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Slurper gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Vermeulen lands a shot to the body.
Vermeulen misses with a body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Vermeulen.
Slurper cracks Vermeulen with a nice body shot.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Vermeulen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper lands an uppercut.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
A short uppercut from Slurper.
A short right from Vermeulen on the inside.
Vermeulen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike.
Vermeulen misses with a punch on the inside.
Vermeulen blocking some punches.
Vermeulen misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Vermeulen controls the action.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vermeulen tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Vermeulen blocking some punches.
Vermeulen working aggressively here.
Vermeulen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper lands a right hand.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Vermeulen misses with some punches.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Vermeulen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vermeulen throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper is leaning against Vermeulen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Slurper lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slurper gets through Vermeulen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Slurper stuns Vermeulen with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slow jab from Vermeulen misses its intended target.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Vermeulen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Slurper tries to clinch up.
Vermeulen throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vermeulen moves away.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Vermeulen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Vermeulen ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Vermeulen takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Slurper rushes Vermeulen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen is looking for a takedown.
Vermeulen blocking some punches.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vermeulen throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
A short right from Slurper.
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Slurper.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Vermeulen.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Vermeulen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Vermeulen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper tries a body shot but Vermeulen blocks it.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Vermeulen throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vermeulen tries for a takedown but Slurper manages to get underhooks.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Vermeulen is breathing heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Vermeulen fails to land.
Nice body punch from Vermeulen.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vermeulen.
Vermeulen working aggressively here.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Vermeulen has Slurper pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Slurper manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Snot Slurper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hendrik Vermeulen.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Vermeulen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Vermeulen.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
Vermeulen tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slurper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Vermeulen is rocked!
Slurper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vermeulen backwards.
Vermeulen is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Slurper unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Vermeulen! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Slurper is unloading with more strikes now! Vermeulen drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Nuggetori's Nutritionals , into his post fight interview.
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