PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Annoying Kids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joey James is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Kids
vs
James

178 cm
22
168 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

176 cm
30
158 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Annoying Kids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joey James!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Taro Takaoka and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kids misses with a body punch
and James cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A nice combination there by Kids.

James drives through with a takedown into Kids's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
James wants to control from the top but Kids keeps moving.
Kids controlling James's posture.
James trying to control the position from guard on top but Kids is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as James accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kids pulls James in close to prevent any damage.
Kids keeping moving, preventing James from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kids looking for a sweep. Not yet Kids, not yet.
James showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kids connects with a crisp jab.
Annoying Kids seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kids throws a body punch but James moves out of range.
Annoying Kids is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kids throws a jab when James was well out of range.
Kids has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Nice shot lands for James.
James blocks a head kick by Kids.
No joy there for Kids, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kids fails to land with a series of punches.
James looks to land a combination but Kids avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
James scores with a nice head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
James misses with a series of wild punches.
James tries for a takedown but Kids sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kids throws a big shot that misses.
Kids looks to land a left hand but James moved out of range nicely.
James misses with a body shot.
No joy there for Kids, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
James is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Kids loads up on a big right hand but James slips the punch.
Kids looks for the body kick but James saw that one coming.
Kids throws a nice looking combination but James bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kids looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
James scores with a body shot.
James dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kids attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kids needs to keep his hands up - James had a free shot at his head there.
James jabs Kids right on the nose. Kids blinks but takes it well.
James connects with a jab.

Kids is rocked!
James fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Kids out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Joey James!
In defeat, Annoying Kids stepped up to the mic, saying 'Motha fuckles'.