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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy Chick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dementia's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. Pugilistic Dementia could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Andy Chick's chin.
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10 - 3 - 0 |
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220 lbs
35 - 20 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
35 - 20 - 1, fighting out of New York, Andy Chick!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dementia misses the jab.
Dementia paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
It looks like Andy Chick has been cut.
Chick throws a push kick but Dementia slaps the foot to one side.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dementia.
Chick walks into a stiff left hand from Dementia.
Dementia cracks Chick with an open hand slap.
Chick lands with a shot to the body.
No joy there for Dementia, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chick throws out a counter right but Dementia avoids it with no problem.
Dementia ducks under a wild hook from Chick.
Chick avoids a kick to the body.
Dementia cracks the inside of Chick's front leg.
Dementia throws out a loose jab but Chick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chick let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chick drops Dementia with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Dementia looks back up at him and smiles so Chick waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
It looks like Pugilistic Dementia has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chick steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dementia.
Dementia ducks under a wild hook from Chick.
Dementia thinks about countering with a body kick.
Dementia has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Chick has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dementia finds it's way round the side to connect with Chick's head.
Dementia tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick by Chick misses
and Dementia counters with a leg kick.
Dementia jabs at Chick's body.
Dementia throws a body kick that misses.
Dementia with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dementia cracks the inside of Chick's front leg.
Chick on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dementia. Dementia obviously looking to wear him down.
Chick misses with a straight right.
A lazy body kick from Dementia
and Chick counters with a stiff right hand.
Chick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dementia.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia punishes Chick's body with a nice straight punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dementia misses with a hook. Chick ducked under it nicely.
Chick let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Chick throws a right hand that misses
and Dementia connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dementia lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Chick with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dementia connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Chick defending well as Dementia loads up on a big left hand.
Dementia thuds his shin into the meat of Chick's side.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dementia. Chick does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dementia's jab looks to have found its range, popping Chick under the eye.
Chick misses with a looping left.
Chick misses with a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dementia lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Chick is rocked!
That has opened up Andy Chick's cut even more.
and Dementia counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Chick! He's just covering up as Dementia starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pugilistic Dementia!
Our winner, Pugilistic Dementia, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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