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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sir Chubsalot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Space Mountain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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190 cm
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280 lbs
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190 cm
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280 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sir Chubsalot! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Space Mountain! The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Santiago Holmes and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mountain misses the jab. Mountain moves out of range as Chubsalot strikes. Mountain looks to score with a jab to the body but Chubsalot is just out of range. Mountain throws a jab when Chubsalot was well out of range. Mountain looks to land a left hand but Chubsalot moved out of range nicely. Chubsalot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mountain steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chubsalot. Chubsalot throws a body shot but no joy. A jab from Mountain misses. Chubsalot throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Chubsalot lands a jab. Chubsalot avoids the body shot from Mountain.
Mountain keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chubsalot. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Chubsalot keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mountain. Chubsalot could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Chubsalot throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Chubsalot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Good standup being displayed there by Mountain as he connects with a hook. Mountain punishes Chubsalot's body with a nice straight punch. Chubsalot looks to score with a jab to the body but Mountain is just out of range. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Chubsalot loads up on a big right hand but Mountain slips the punch. Mountain looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mountain is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chubsalot. Chubsalot misses with a left hand and Mountain counters with a right hand to the body. Chubsalot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Chubsalot catches Mountain with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Mountain with a jab. Chubsalot looks to score with a jab to the body but Mountain is just out of range. Chubsalot throws a jab but it's blocked by Mountain. Mountain throws a hook but Chubsalot blocks it. Chubsalot fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Mountain pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Chubsalot looks to score with a jab to the body but Mountain is just out of range. Chubsalot throws a looping overhand right but Mountain ducks down to avoid it. Chubsalot changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Mountain is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chubsalot. Mountain throws a hook to the side of Chubsalot's head but Chubsalot sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Mountain looks to score with a jab to the body but Chubsalot is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mountain throws a body shot but no joy. Chubsalot avoids the body shot from Mountain.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Chubsalot closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Mountain throws a jab when Chubsalot was well out of range. Mountain avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Chubsalot scores with the left hand. Mountain knows he should have avoided that one. Mountain throws a poor cross that misses
and Chubsalot counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mountain thinking. Chubsalot lands a nice hook to Mountain's body. Mountain takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Chubsalot moves away from the strike by Mountain. Chubsalot with a hook. Mountain misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chubsalot.
Chubsalot misses with a hook. Mountain doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Mountain works Chubsalot's body with a nice hook. Chubsalot throws a lazy right hand but Mountain sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Chubsalot lands with a right hand. Mountain darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Chubsalot scores with a decent looking hook. Mountain swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Mountain misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Chubsalot to counter with a crisp jab. Mountain looks winded! Mountain throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Chubsalot cracks Mountain with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Nice defenses there by Chubsalot. Mountain throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chubsalot sees it coming and avoids it easily. A little feinted left hand from Chubsalot on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Mountain scores with a jab. Chubsalot acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Chubsalot throws a body punch but Mountain moves out of range. Mountain throws a body punch but Chubsalot moves out of range. Chubsalot slips under a jab from Mountain. Jab by Mountain. Chubsalot lands a jab to Mountain's midsection. Chubsalot scores with a jab to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mountain looks to land a left hand but Chubsalot moved out of range nicely. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. A looping hook to the body misses from Mountain. Chubsalot does a little dance to reset his feet. Chubsalot scores with a crisp jab that stopped Mountain in his tracks. Chubsalot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. A swing and a miss from Chubsalot. Mountain is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch. Chubsalot slips a jab from Mountain. Mountain avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Chubsalot clinches up against the cage. Mountain tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chubsalot's elbow. Chubsalot throws a head punch that misses. A short left from Chubsalot. Chubsalot misses with the head strike.
Chubsalot goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mountain swings wildly with an uppercut but Chubsalot uses good head movement to avoid it. Mountain's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Sir Chubsalot will probably get the nod. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Mountain throws an overhand right that lands on Chubsalot's shoulder, as Chubsalot tries to avoid the shot. Mountain swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Chubsalot appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. Chubsalot lands a nice hook to Mountain's body. Mountain takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Chubsalot blocks a jab. Mountain getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Chubsalot ducks under a wild hook from Mountain. Chubsalot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Mountain misses with a looping right. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chubsalot, as that shot connected.
Chubsalot moves out of range of the strikes. Mountain jabbing away but nothing is landing. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mountain throws a hook but Chubsalot avoids it easily. Chubsalot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mountain. Mountain bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Mountain avoids the body shot from Chubsalot.
Chubsalot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mountain moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mountain throws out a token jab with nothing on it. A big left from Chubsalot misses. Mountain tries to counter by closing the distance. Sir Chubsalot is winning the standup battle so far. Chubsalot clinches. Mountain misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mountain blocks an uppercut.
Mountain is trying to break the clinch but Chubsalot has him pressed against the cage. A head punch blocked on the inside by Mountain. Chubsalot throws a head punch that misses. Chubsalot blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chubsalot blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mountain blocks an uppercut.
Mountain blocking some punches.
Chubsalot goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mountain presses Chubsalot against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Mountain misses with a hook from the clinch. Mountain tries to work over Chubsalot's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Chubsalot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Chubsalot working aggressively here.
Mountain lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chubsalot. Chubsalot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mountain misses with the head strike.
Chubsalot throws a punch but it's blocked by Mountain. Chubsalot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mountain throws a punch but it's blocked by Chubsalot. Chubsalot tries to work over Mountain's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Mountain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Chubsalot scores with a nice hook to the head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Mountain blocking some punches.
A right hand to the body from Chubsalot.
Chubsalot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chubsalot lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mountain blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Chubsalot lands a nice uppercut. Chubsalot lands a hook to the side of the head. Chubsalot blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chubsalot tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Chubsalot lands a shot to the body. Mountain is breathing heavily. Mountain blocks a body shot from Chubsalot. Chubsalot lands an uppercut. Mountain throws a punch but it's blocked by Chubsalot. Mountain misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mountain. Chubsalot lands a shoulder strike. Mountain works on Chubsalot's body with a couple of short punches. Mountain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mountain misses with some punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Chubsalot.
Chubsalot struggles to land a body shot inside as Mountain controls his hands.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Chubsalot lands a body shot. Chubsalot lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chubsalot lands a right hand. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Chubsalot lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Chubsalot working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mountain. Chubsalot misses with a punch on the inside.
Chubsalot digs a right hand into Mountain's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mountain's gas tank. Chubsalot scores with an uppercut up the middle. Chubsalot lands a hook to the side of the head. Mountain blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chubsalot misses with a hook from the clinch. Chubsalot lands on the inside with an uppercut. Chubsalot lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mountain backwards. Chubsalot misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sir Chubsalot dominated that second round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Chubsalot ducks under a wild hook from Mountain. Mountain misses the shot to the body. Chubsalot misses the jab. Chubsalot throws out a loose jab but Mountain uses good head movement to avoid it. Chubsalot throws a right hand that misses
and Mountain counters by clinching up. Chubsalot tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. A short right from Mountain on the inside. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mountain. Mountain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Mountain misses with a punch on the inside.
Chubsalot misses with a hook from the clinch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Chubsalot blocking some punches.
Mountain doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chubsalot's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Mountain misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mountain working some nice short punches in the clinch. Chubsalot blocks a body shot from Mountain.
That's one minute gone in the round. Chubsalot misses with some punches.
Chubsalot lands a right hand. Mountain swings wildly with an uppercut but Chubsalot uses good head movement to avoid it. Chubsalot has a couple of punches blocked by Mountain.
Mountain stalling.
Chubsalot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mountain blocks an uppercut.
Mountain softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Mountain misses with a punch on the inside.
Chubsalot misses with a punch on the inside.
Mountain misses with a short punch on the inside. Chubsalot working some nice short punches in the clinch. Chubsalot throws a head punch that misses. Chubsalot lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mountain backwards. Mountain lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chubsalot or not. Sir Chubsalot is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mountain misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mountain takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Mountain has a couple of punches blocked by Chubsalot.
Chubsalot takes a shot to the head. Chubsalot lands a shoulder strike. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Mountain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. A left hand lands to the body for Mountain.
Mountain throws a punch but it's blocked by Chubsalot. Mountain struggles to land a body shot inside as Chubsalot controls his hands.
Chubsalot scores with a shoulder strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A head punch on the inside from Chubsalot fails to land. Mountain can't find room to land a body shot as Chubsalot controls the action.
Chubsalot prevents a body shot from Mountain. Mountain working aggressively here.
Chubsalot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chubsalot prevents a body shot from Mountain. Mountain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. A head punch on the inside from Mountain fails to land. Mountain throws a head punch that misses. Mountain blocks an uppercut.
Space Mountain has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mountain. Chubsalot blocks a body shot from Mountain. Chubsalot blocking some punches.
Mountain breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mountain swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mountain misses with an uppercut. Chubsalot saw that one coming. Chubsalot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mountain.
Mountain uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chubsalot. Mountain throws a jab when Chubsalot was well out of range. Chubsalot scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Nice defenses there by Chubsalot. Nice jab there from Chubsalot. Nice straight punches there by Chubsalot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Chubsalot.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Space Mountain. Well Chubsalot has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 29:28 Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 29:28 Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sir Chubsalot! Our winner, Sir Chubsalot, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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