PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trent Punchy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyson's entrance music is Mary had a little lamb. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Tyson
vs
Punchy

184 cm
39
226 lbs
47 - 26 - 1

186 cm
34
209 lbs
24 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

King of Clothes
Aspire Nutrition

House of Valor

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 47 - 26 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Trent Punchy!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Trevor Gratis and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyson manages to avoid it.
Tyson staying out of range there.
Donk. Punchy catches Tyson right on the button with a cross.
Punchy connects with a body shot.
Punchy swings for the body but Tyson moves out of range.
Punchy misses with a hook
and Tyson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice body kick from Punchy.
A jab from Punchy finds it's way through Tyson's defenses.
Punchy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tyson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tyson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Punchy.
Punchy walks into a stiff left hand from Tyson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyson fakes the leg kick and cracks Punchy in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punchy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tyson.
Tyson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Punchy.
Tyson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Punchy lands with an overhand left.
Punchy throws a good cross that connects.
Tyson misses the jab.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tyson.
Punchy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tyson circles away quickly and effectively.
Tyson appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Punchy throws a lazy uppercut
and Tyson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Punchy misses with a right hand
and Tyson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mike Tyson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Punchy looks winded!
Tyson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Punchy slips a straight right by Tyson.
Punchy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tyson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Punchy in his tracks.

Punchy clinches with his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchy throws a punch but it's blocked by Tyson.
A short body shot lands from Tyson as the two fighters clinch.
Tyson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right handed body shot lands from Tyson.
Tyson lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tyson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tyson cracks Punchy with a nice body shot.
We've been informed that Punchy has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tyson.
Tyson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Tyson lands a right hand.
Punchy pushes Tyson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Punchy is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A nice left hand lands by Tyson.
A right handed body shot lands from Tyson.
Punchy misses with some punches.
Tyson works on Punchy's body with a couple of short punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Tyson pushes Punchy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tyson misses with the head strike.
Tyson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Punchys head.
A right hand to the body from Tyson.
A short left from Tyson.
Tyson lands with a left to the head.
A body shot lands from Tyson.
Tyson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tyson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Tyson lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Punchy.
Punchy looking for a takedown.
Punchy has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Tyson after a bit of a struggle.
Tyson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tyson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A right hand to the body from Tyson.
Punchy blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punchy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tyson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Punchys head.
Punchy throws a head punch that misses.
A shot in the inside from Tyson.
Punchy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tyson's elbow.
Tyson misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tyson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tyson tries a body shot but Punchy blocks it.
Tyson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tyson is pressed up against the cage. Punchy has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Tyson down to the mat. Tyson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Mike Tyson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Trent Punchy.
Tyson missing with a left hand there. Punchy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tyson throws out a loose jab but Punchy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Punchy misses with a body shot
and Tyson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Punchy misses with a left hand
and Tyson scores with a counter punch that sends Punchy to the canvas! Tyson smells blood - he's punishing Punchy with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Punchy has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Tyson!
A relieved looking Mike Tyson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Trent Punchy had this to say: 'Me Mum... she had it pretty hard ay. Lots of cock for cash.'.