PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Freddie Schmall Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter Sobchak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sobchak is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Schmall Jr
vs
Sobchak

212 cm
21
287 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

215 cm
21
300 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

World class MT
Granite chin

World class MT
Good gas tank

IniTech Nutrition
Dauntless

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Freddie Schmall Jr!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter Sobchak!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sobchak turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Sobchak is looking to chop away at Schmall Jr's legs.
A low kick from Sobchak is predictable there
and Schmall Jr counters with a straight right hand.
Sobchak has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A swing and a miss from Schmall Jr.
Sobchak throws a leg kick but Schmall Jr sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Sobchak throws a hook but Schmall Jr blocks it.
Schmall Jr has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sobchak finds it's way round the side to connect with Schmall Jr's head.
Sobchak slips a straight right by Schmall Jr.
Sobchak wants to slow Schmall Jr down by chopping away at his legs.
Sobchak lands with a hook. Schmall Jr tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Sobchak misses the shot to the body.
Sobchak throws a series of punches but Schmall Jr moves out of range.
Schmall Jr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Schmall Jr lands the left hand.
Sobchak throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Schmall Jr stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sobchak throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Schmall Jr to counter with a crisp jab.
Sobchak fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A swing and a miss from Sobchak.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schmall Jr throws an overhand right that lands on Sobchak's shoulder, as Sobchak tries to avoid the shot.
Sobchak throws a lazy uppercut
and Schmall Jr counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sobchak jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Schmall Jr lunges at Sobchak with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sobchak's hand.
Sobchak defending well as Schmall Jr loads up on a big left hand.
A little jabbing left from Sobchak on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Sobchak dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Sobchak moves into the clinch successfully.
Sobchak tries to throw a body punch but Schmall Jr avoids it by throwing Sobchak back against the ropes.
A short left from Schmall Jr.

It looks like Walter Sobchak has been cut.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Schmall Jr pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Sobchak fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sobchak.
Sobchak blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Sobchak.
Sobchak tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schmall Jr's elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schmall Jr's elbow.
Sobchak working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schmall Jr throws a head punch that misses.
Schmall Jr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schmall Jr lands with a right to the head.
A shot in the inside from Schmall Jr.
Schmall Jr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sobchak misses with a punch on the inside.
Sobchak misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schmall Jr lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Schmall Jr working aggressively here.
Sobchak tries a body shot but Schmall Jr blocks it.
Schmall Jr looking to stall.
Sobchak avoiding damage.
Sobchak swings wildly with an uppercut but Schmall Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sobchak stalling the fight.
Sobchak swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Walter Sobchak will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Walter Sobchak's cut.
That's time! Schmall Jr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Schmall Jr throws a hook but Sobchak blocks it.
Walter Sobchak seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sobchak swings widly with a right hand

and Schmall Jr counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Schmall Jr.
Sobchak tries a body shot but Schmall Jr blocks it.
Sobchak throws a head punch that misses.
Sobchak blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Schmall Jr lands a nice uppercut.
Schmall Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schmall Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sobchaks head.
Sobchak stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Schmall Jr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sobchak misses with the head strike.
Sobchak misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schmall Jr creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Sobchak lands with a short punch from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Sobchak on the inside.
Sobchak stalling the fight.
Sobchak presses Schmall Jr against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sobchak lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sobchak tries a body shot but Schmall Jr blocks it.
Schmall Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sobchak lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sobchak blocks an uppercut.
Sobchak lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schmall Jr backwards.
Schmall Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Sobchak.
Schmall Jr working aggressively here.
Sobchak dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Sobchak fails to land.
Sobchak stalling in the clinch but Schmall Jr improves position.
Schmall Jr lands an uppercut.
Sobchak misses with some punches.
Sobchak has a couple of punches blocked by Schmall Jr.
Sobchak misses with the head strike.
Sobchak can't find room to land a body shot as Schmall Jr controls the action.
A short uppercut from Sobchak.
Sobchak prevents a body shot from Schmall Jr.
Nice body punch from Sobchak - that landed with a thud.
Sobchak throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Sobchak creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sobchak softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A short right from Sobchak.
Sobchak stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sobchak lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schmall Jr backwards.
Sobchak has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sobchak lands with a light punch inside.
Sobchak lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Sobchak lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sobchak breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Schmall Jr with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Schmall Jr looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Schmall Jr get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Walter Sobchak!
Walter Sobchak is the new super heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Walter Sobchak thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.