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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrone Slade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. On his way into the cage it seems that Patrick Bateman has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Patrick Bateman seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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274 lbs
44 - 21 - 0 |
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195 cm
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275 lbs
36 - 24 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
44 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
36 - 24 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tyrone Slade!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Trevor Gratis and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slade is looking to chop away at Bateman's legs.
Slade throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bateman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Slade avoids the head kick by Bateman.
Slade bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Slade on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Slade throws a leg kick that misses.
Slade connects with a crisp jab.
A punch combination from Slade misses.
Bateman was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slade looks to land a left hand but Bateman moved out of range nicely.
We've been informed that Slade has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bateman works Slade's body with a nice hook.
Bateman connects with a right hand. Slade shakes it off.
Bateman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slade looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slade swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slade on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
It looks like Tyrone Slade has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slade misses with a jab to the body
and Bateman counters with a nice right hand that sends Slade toppling to the canvas! Slade scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Bateman finish him?!
Slade throws a right hand that misses
and Bateman counters with a big left hand that crumples Slade! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman!
During a confident post fight interview, Patrick Bateman thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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