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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mariusz Pazdowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pazdowski's entrance music is Wzorowy anon - Siedze na kurahenie. A fine choice. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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296 lbs
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300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mariusz Pazdowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Pazdowski with that takedown attempt.
Meat Boy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Meat Boy lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pazdowski will feel that in the morning.
Meat Boy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pazdowski is breathing heavily.
Nice body kick there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a front kick that sends Pazdowski stumbling back into the cage.
Meat Boy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pazdowski takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Meat Boy lands with a good body shot.
Meat Boy is looking to slow Pazdowski down with leg kicks.
Meat Boy has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Pazdowski is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Pazdowski shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pazdowski has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Meat Boy.
An inside leg kick lands from Meat Boy.
Pazdowski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat Boy. Meat Boy obviously looking to wear him down.
Meat Boy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Meat Boy lands with a hook. Pazdowski tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
It looks like Mariusz Pazdowski has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Meat Boy. That snapped Pazdowski's head back.
Pazdowski on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat Boy lands a slapping body shot.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meat Boy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pazdowski shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Meat Boy counters with a straight right hand.
Meat Boy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pazdowski's hands.
Meat Boy should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Meat Boy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Pazdowski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pazdowski crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Meat Boy - the referee stops the clock and Pazdowski gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Meat Boy. Pazdowski manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body kick.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body. Pazdowski takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Meat Boy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Meat Boy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pazdowski at a distance.
Nice jab there from Meat Boy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the body.
Pazdowski will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meat Boy thuds a left hand into Pazdowski's body.
Meat Boy connects with a body shot that sends Pazdowski's belly button to the back.
Meat Boy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pazdowski on the side of the head.
Pazdowski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat Boy. Meat Boy obviously looking to wear him down.
Both fighters circling a little - Meat Boy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat Boy.
Pazdowski takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Pazdowski is rocked!
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Meat Boy has eaten all the pies!
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised Pazdowski's leg. Pazdowski is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Meat Boy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pazdowski. That did some damage!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meat Boy.
Pazdowski takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Meat Boy jabs at Pazdowski's body.
Meat Boy jabs Pazdowski to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pazdowski looks up at the clock. Bad move! Meat Boy lands a right hand from hell, dropping Pazdowski. Meat Boy pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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hype
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RATING
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