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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douche Canoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamie Bounty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jamie Bounty has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Douche Canoe's chin.
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7 - 3 - 1 |
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Douche Canoe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jamie Bounty!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, John Mangel and Francis DeMontford.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canoe swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bounty makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bounty's coach down at Gym Beam was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Bounty's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Nice defenses there by Bounty.
Canoe avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bounty takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Douche Canoe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bounty uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Canoe.
Bounty ducks under a wild hook from Canoe.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bounty! But no joy.
Canoe swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canoe with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Canoe checks the leg kick.
Canoe swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bounty steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Canoe.
Bounty steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Canoe.
Bounty tries to move into range but Canoe moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jamie Bounty is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Canoe lands a jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Canoe darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Canoe lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bounty lands a nice looking kick to the body. Canoe takes a step back to recover.
Canoe feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bountys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bounty slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
It looks like Douche Canoe has been cut.
Bounty lands a head shot.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bounty - that will leave a mark!
A slow jab from Bounty misses its intended target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bounty tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Canoe was well out of range. Poor timing from Bounty.
Canoe throwing a counter right hand but Bounty manages to avoid it.
Canoe tests Bounty's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Canoe misses with a right hand
and Bounty counters with a straight right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bounty misses with a lunging right hand
and Canoe counters with a nice body shot.
Canoe looks to land a right hand but Bounty moved out of range.
Canoe avoids the body shot from Bounty.
Bounty ducks under a wild hook from Canoe.
Canoe lands with a hook. Bounty tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bounty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab lands there for Canoe.
Canoe throws a lazy right hand but Bounty sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bounty throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Canoe misses with the combination.
Bounty moves out of range of the strikes.
Bounty lands with a nice body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canoe misses with a hook. Bounty ducked under it nicely.
Canoe scores with a jab. Bounty acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Canoe takes a swing at Bounty's ribcage but misses.
Bounty misses the shot to the body.
Bounty gets caught napping as Canoe dives in and scores a takedown. Bounty manages to retain guard.
Canoe is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Canoe is fighting to break Bounty's control of his arms but Bounty is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Canoe trying to control but Bounty is working from the bottom.
Bounty looking to hit a scissor sweep but Canoe is one step ahead there.
Canoe wants to control from the top but Bounty keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canoe stays in close to Bounty's body and controls the position.
Canoe is looking to work some ground and pound but Bounty has wrist control.
Canoe being controlled here momentarily.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Canoe misses with a looping left.
A swing and a miss from Bounty.
Canoe moves out of range of the body kick.
Bounty moves away from the strike by Canoe.
Canoe throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bounty on the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Douche Canoe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Douche Canoe's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A shot to the liver by Canoe. Beautiful body shot.
Canoe works the jab nicely.
Canoe scores with a decent looking hook.
Canoe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Canoe bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bounty's head backwards.
Canoe missing with a left hand there. Bounty was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Canoe misses with a left hand
and Bounty counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Good exchange - Canoe coming out on top.
Canoe ducks under a wild hook from Bounty.
A telegraphed right hand from Canoe misses the target.
Canoe looks to throw the jab but Bounty is out of range.
Bounty is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Canoe with a body shot.
Bounty works Canoe's body with a nice hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A telegraphed right hand from Canoe misses the target.
Douche Canoe is winning the standup battle so far.
Bounty smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Bounty as he connects with a hook.
Bounty scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Canoe throws a combination. Bounty tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
It looks like Jamie Bounty has been cut.
Canoe is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bounty can do to turn this around?
Canoe misses with a looping left.
Bounty is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Bounty misses with a body shot.
Bounty avoids the body shot from Canoe.
Bounty counters with a body kick.
Bounty has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bounty there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bounty swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Canoe is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bounty.
Canoe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bounty was well out of range. Poor timing from Canoe.
Canoe walks into a left hand.
Douche Canoe's cut is getting worse.
Canoe looks to score with a jab to the body but Bounty is just out of range.
Bounty blocks a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Canoe throws a hook but Bounty avoids it easily.
Bounty showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Canoe.
Bounty throws a good cross that connects.
Bounty takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Canoe slips a straight right by Bounty.
Bounty connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Canoe momentarily.
Bounty uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Canoe.
Bounty uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Canoe.
Bounty lands a head shot.
Canoe misses with a looping right.
Canoe misses the jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Bounty closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Canoe throws a nice looking combination but Bounty bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Canoe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bounty was well out of range. Poor timing from Canoe.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Canoe.
Bounty on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bounty lands with a shot to the body.
Bounty throws a wild body kick that Canoe sees coming a mile off.
Bounty scoring well with a low kick there.
Bounty staying out of range there.
Canoe scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nice defenses there by Bounty.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Canoe misses with a hook. Bounty ducked under it nicely.
Bounty thinks about the counter body kick.
Bounty chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canoe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bounty is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Canoe with a body shot.
Canoe lands with a nice body punch.
Canoe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bounty uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Canoe.
Canoe takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bounty scores with a decent looking hook.
Douche Canoe's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Canoe uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bounty has time to react.
Canoe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Canoe fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bounty looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bounty bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Canoe misses with a hook.
Canoe misses with a right hand
and Canoe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Canoe thows a left - swing and a miss!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Douche Canoe dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Canoe misses with an uppercut. Bounty saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bounty! But no joy.
Canoe scores with a jab.
Bounty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Canoe ducks under a wild hook from Bounty.
Bounty has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bounty shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Canoe is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Canoe cracks Bounty with an open hand slap.
Bounty tries to clinch up.
Bounty uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Canoe.
Canoe just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canoe misses with a combination
and Bounty counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Canoe throws a jab but it's blocked by Bounty.
Canoe scores with a jab to the body.
A big left from Canoe misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Canoe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bounty manages to avoid it.
Bounty throws out a counter right but Canoe avoids it with no problem.
Canoe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It seemed like Bounty was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Left hook, right uppercut from Canoe.
Bounty takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bounty slips a straight right by Canoe.
Bounty wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Canoe takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Canoe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Canoe feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bountys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bounty avoids the body shot from Canoe.
Bounty displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Canoe throws out the jab.
Canoe connects with a crisp jab.
Jamie Bounty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Canoe throws a poor cross that misses
letting Bounty counter with a right hand.
Bounty lands a big uppercut and Canoe crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Canoe looks OK. Bounty waves Canoe back to his feet!
Canoe is rocked!
Bounty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It looked like Canoe wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Oh Canoe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bounty fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bounty is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Canoe.
Canoe seems to have got his legs back now.
Bounty lands a big uppercut and Canoe crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Canoe looks OK. Bounty waves Canoe back to his feet!
Jeez, Douche Canoe's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Bounty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Canoe.
Bounty looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Sloppy strikes from Bounty. Those never looked like landing.
Canoe throwing a counter right hand but Bounty manages to avoid it.
An inside leg kick from Bounty misses.
Bounty moves in looking to clinch but Canoe pushes him off.
Bounty uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Canoe.
Canoe sets himself, and Bounty steps forward looking for the clinch! Canoe avoids it this time.
Bounty thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bounty swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Canoe.
Canoe scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bounty in his tracks.
Canoe drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Canoe trying to control the position from guard on top but Bounty is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Canoe stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bounty swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Canoe throwing strikes but missing.
Canoe throwing strikes from guard but Bounty blocks nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bounty keeping moving, preventing Canoe from controlling successfully.
Bounty looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Canoe trying to control the position from guard on top but Bounty is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Canoe takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Canoe scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bounty doesn't seem bothered though.
Canoe misses the shot to the body.
Good exchange - Canoe coming out on top.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Canoe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Douche Canoe.
Well Canoe has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Douche Canoe!
In his post fight interview, Douche Canoe started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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