PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kahn Supernussenbam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick The Prick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Supernussenbam
vs
The Prick

172 cm
22
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

210 cm
21
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kahn Supernussenbam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick The Prick!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Prick keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Supernussenbam wants to slow The Prick down by chopping away at his legs.
The Prick is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Prick gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Supernussenbam counters with a one-two to the body.

The Prick scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with The Prick in particular looking to stall.
Nice strikes from The Prick there.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Supernussenbam might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Supernussenbam looking for submissions off his back.
The Prick drops an elbow to the side of Supernussenbam's head.
The Prick is controlling the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Supernussenbam on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The Prick throwing shots but Supernussenbam is blocking nicely.
Supernussenbam trying to get back to full guard but The Prick takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Supernussenbam really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The Prick has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Supernussenbam's face.
The Prick lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Supernussenbam hang on?
The Prick postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Supernussenbam looks a forlorn figure.
The Prick landing shots from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Supernussenbam is in a horrible position here. The Prick smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

Supernussenbam is rocked!
Supernussenbam is working to get back to half guard.
The Prick controlling from the full mount.
The Prick has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The Prick working Supernussenbam over with strikes here.
The Prick controlling the position easily from mount.
The Prick trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The Prick landing strikes from the mount and Supernussenbam is in trouble!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Supernussenbam is in a horrible position here. The Prick smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Supernussenbam knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for The Prick on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Prick with the ground and pound from mount.
Oh Supernussenbam is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Prick controlling his opponent.
Supernussenbam seems to have got his legs back now.
The Prick prevents Supernussenbam from getting the reversal.
Supernussenbam tries to hold on but The Prick postures up.
Supernussenbam is breathing heavily.
The Prick with shots to the head and body - Supernussenbam looks very uncomfortable down there.
Supernussenbam looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Supernussenbam wants to escape the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Prick is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
The Prick controls the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Prick lands punches and elbows.
Supernussenbam tries to escape but The Prick has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
The Prick keeps control of the position easily here as Supernussenbam tries to buck him off.
The Prick softening up his opponent with strikes here.

Supernussenbam fending off the submission attempt from The Prick.
The Prick biding his time, looking for the opening.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Prick lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Supernussenbam hold on?!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick The Prick dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Excellent takedown into side control there by The Prick.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Supernussenbam manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The Prick works his way into side control.
Supernussenbam tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The Prick creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
The Prick trying to control the action but Supernussenbam is working from the bottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick The Prick has got the better of the ground game so far.
Supernussenbam can't do much from the bottom here.
The Prick lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Supernussenbam down.
The Prick is looking to take a break and control but Supernussenbam is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Supernussenbam feints and as The Prick raises his hands in defense, Supernussenbam changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Supernussenbam works over The Prick with some ground and pound from guard.
The Prick keeping full guard, as Supernussenbam tries to pass.
The Prick tries to strike from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Prick working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Supernussenbam doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but The Prick is tightening it up a little... Supernussenbam has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Supernussenbam reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Supernussenbam taps out! nice BJJ there by The Prick!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Dick The Prick!