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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tones on Tail - Go!. Black has chosen La Internacional as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Matt Black has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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280 lbs
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275 lbs
18 - 5 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Matt Black!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Black dives in for a single leg takedown but Wyatt sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Black has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Wyatt is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Wyatt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Black.
Black fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wyatt manages to avoid it.
Wyatt misses with a looping right.
Wyatt throws a body shot but no joy.
Black tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Wyatt defends well and Black ends up having to push Wyatt into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Matt Black seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Black throws a predictable looking body shot
and Wyatt counters with a nice body shot.
Wyatt throws out a loose jab but Black uses good head movement to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Black on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wyatt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've been told by Wyatt's head coaches at soundcloud.com/spinmanfinn that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Black misses with the combination.
Wyatt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Black throws out the jab.
Black walks into a straight right hand from Wyatt.
It looks like Matt Black has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Black displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Black scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wyatt doesn't seem bothered though.
Wyatt lands with a good body shot.
Black keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wyatt.
Black avoids the body shot from Wyatt.
Wyatt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Black connects with a body shot.
Black digs a good body shot into Wyatt's ribs.
Black misses with a straight left.
Wyatt throws a right hand that misses
and Black counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Black lands a slapping body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt misses with a body shot.
Wyatt takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Black is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Wyatt rather than just go for the knockout.
Black throws out a loose jab but Wyatt uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Black is defended easily by Wyatt.
Derp Wyatt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Matt Black.
Wyatt walks into a straight right hand from Black.
Black swings widly with a right hand
and Wyatt counters with a stiff right hand.
Wyatt lands with a hook. Black tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt jabs at Black's body.
Wyatt throws a body shot but no joy.
Black is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wyatt cracks Black with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That has opened up Matt Black's cut even more.
Wyatt looks to score with a jab to the body but Black is just out of range.
Black throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wyatt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Good standup being displayed there by Black as he connects with a hook.
Wyatt misses with a body shot.
Wyatt throws the left hand but Black avoids the punch easily.
Black looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Black looks for a takedown but Wyatt sprawls well.
Wyatt looks to score with a jab to the body but Black is just out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Black gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Wyatt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Black rushes Wyatt and presses him up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Black jumps guard but Wyatt turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Black tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wyatt's elbow.
Black jumps guard but Wyatt turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Wyatt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Black clobbers Wyatt with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Black rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wyatt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wyatt throws a body punch but Black moves out of range.
Wyatt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Black lands with a straight right. Wyatt didn't see that one coming.
Black smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Derp Wyatt will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Wyatt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Wyatt ducks under a wild hook from Black.
Wyatt is looking to counter punch.
Black just misses with a punch to the body.
Wyatt fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Black to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Black looks to clinch but Wyatt throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Black taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Derp Wyatt!
An out of breath Derp Wyatt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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