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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Louis C K (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LeRoy Ramone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). C K comes to the cage accompanied by Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue - SNL. LeRoy Ramone will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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202 lbs
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180 cm
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205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Louis C K!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, LeRoy Ramone!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
C K lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
C K throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Ramone on the side of the head.
C K fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
C K rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ramone counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
C K looks to throw the jab but Ramone is out of range.
C K throws a hook but Ramone avoids it easily.
C K lands with a cross.
Ramone scores with a nice strike.
Ramone swings widly with a right hand
and C K counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ramone fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches C K on the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
C K pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
C K connects with a crisp jab.
Ramone slips a jab from C K.
C K scores with a three punch combo!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramone throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
C K fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ramone, pushing him back against the cage.
A short body shot lands from C K as the two fighters clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
C K lands a body punch in the clinch.
C K throws a punch but it's blocked by Ramone.
C K fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
C K stalls.
C K tries to work over Ramone's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ramone misses with the head strike.
Ramone working hard to break the clinch.
Ramone tries to stall but C K uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Ramone throws a punch but it's blocked by C K.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
C K swings wildly with an uppercut but Ramone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ramone blocking some punches.
C K misses with a hook from the clinch.
C K is trying to pull guard but Ramone has him pressed against the cage.
C K throws a punch but it's blocked by Ramone.
Ramone working aggressively here.
C K misses with a short punch on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Ramone lands a right hand.
Ramone wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
C K blocks an uppercut.
C K holding his opponent close, against the cage.
C K stalling.
Ramone misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ramone blocks an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for C K.
Ramone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ramone lands a left hand.
C K is pushing Ramone up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
C K misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ramone tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for C K.
C K fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
C K misses with a body punch.
C K blocks a punch to the side of the head.
C K scores with an uppercut up the middle.
C K lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
C K scores with a hook to the body.
Ramone can't find room to land a body shot as C K controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from C K.
A left hand lands to the body for Ramone.
C K misses with a punch on the inside.
C K cracks Ramone with a nice body shot.
C K dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
C K lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ramone is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ramone takes a shot to the head.
Ramone is still on wobbly legs! Can C K finish him?
Good body shot from C K.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ramone.
C K lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ramone backwards.
C K throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
C K keeps control of Ramone as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
C K throws a punch but it's blocked by Ramone.
C K throws a big uppercut that drops Ramone! More strikes from C K and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Ramone lies dazed against the cage as C K celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Louis C K!
In his post fight interview, Louis C K started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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