PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Wipe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Diaz
vs
Wipe

192 cm
19
256 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

196 cm
20
245 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Amped Performance

Aspire Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joey Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butt Wipe!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Konstantin Menshow and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diaz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Diaz feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wipes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Diaz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Diaz slips a straight right by Wipe.
Wipe with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Diaz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wipe was well out of range. Poor timing from Diaz.
Wipe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Diaz.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Wipe! But no joy.
Wipe thuds a left hand into Diaz's body.
Wipe walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Diaz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Diaz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wipe manages to avoid it.
Wipe moves out of range as Diaz strikes.
Wipe stuns Diaz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wipe moves out of range as Diaz strikes.
Diaz moves out of range as Wipe strikes.
Wipe slips a straight right by Diaz.
Wipe clobbers Diaz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Good shot there by Wipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz misses with a left hand

and Wipe counters with a nice right hand that sends Diaz toppling to the canvas! Diaz scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Wipe finish him?!

It looks like Joey Diaz has been cut.
Diaz misses with a kick to the body.
It seemed like Wipe was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Diaz shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Wipe eats them both and turns towards Diaz to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Wipe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Diaz.
Diaz throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wipe scores with a counter punch that sends Diaz to the canvas! Wipe smells blood - he's punishing Diaz with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Diaz has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Butt Wipe!
Butt Wipe made sure to mention his sponsor, Aspire Clothing in his post fight interview.