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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wrestler McWrestleface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stella Artois (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Stella Artois enters the cage!
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175 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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180 cm
20
200 lbs
9 - 10 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wrestler McWrestleface! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stella Artois! The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McWrestleface fails with the takedown. Artois lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Artois.
It looks like Wrestler McWrestleface has been cut. McWrestleface closes this distance looking for a takedown but Artois circles away. Artois pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces McWrestleface back to the cage. Artois follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver. Artois looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for McWrestleface! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Artois tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily. McWrestleface is looking to reverse the position. Artois wants to stand but McWrestleface has his arm trapped. Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground! McWrestleface sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard. McWrestleface wants to control but Artois is keeping busy.
Artois tries to stand but his hand is stuck under McWrestleface.
That's one minute gone in the round. McWrestleface is doing well to control the position and prevent Artois from advancing to side control. McWrestleface is trying to get back to full guard. McWrestleface is controlling Artois's position as best he can from this difficult position. McWrestleface is trying to control but can't.
McWrestleface manages to get to full guard.
Artois won't allow McWrestleface to sweep him here. Artois wants to get up but he can't break McWrestleface's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Artois working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though. Artois cracks McWrestleface with a solid left hand. McWrestleface has a closed guard, preventing Artois from standing up. McWrestleface bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Artois's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Artois looking to hit a scissor sweep but McWrestleface is one step ahead there. Artois wants to stand up but McWrestleface is controlling him. McWrestleface passes Artois's left leg - he's now in half guard. Well, if McWrestleface is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
McWrestleface's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground. Artois looks like he's trying to stand up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. McWrestleface wants to pass the guard but Artois is defending well. McWrestleface takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position. Artois is trying to control but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round. McWrestleface is pressing down on Artois's thigh, looking to free his foot. Artois is holding on for now. Artois is positioning himself well to prevent McWrestleface advancing to mount. McWrestleface is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen. McWrestleface could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Further stalling from McWrestleface. McWrestleface is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Artois! McWrestleface wants to finish this one by submission but Artois is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from McWrestleface. McWrestleface looking to control and managing it successfully. McWrestleface is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Artois is in real trouble.
McWrestleface is riding his opponent, not letting Artois buck him off. McWrestleface looking to break Artois's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Artois remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise McWrestleface will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Artois is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. Artois tries to escape but McWrestleface has the hooks in and won't let him break free. McWrestleface working for the choke. McWrestleface is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Artois knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Artois for a finish. McWrestleface is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Artois defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined. Artois wants to get back to his feet. Artois is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if McWrestleface gets his way!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Artois fending off the submission attempt from McWrestleface. Artois really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McWrestleface. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Artois just looking to survive in the bad position. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Wrestler McWrestleface will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Wrestler McWrestleface's cut. That's time! McWrestleface's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
McWrestleface shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Artois's guard. Artois pushes McWrestleface off and scrambles back to his feet.
Wrestler McWrestleface is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. McWrestleface shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Artois but Artois pushes him off and we're back to square one. Artois moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Artois stuffs the takedown attempt from McWrestleface. McWrestleface gets slowly back to his feet. Artois is looking for the big counter here. Artois scores with a three punch combo!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Artois gets caught flat footed, as McWrestleface shoots in with a quick takedown into guard. McWrestleface slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. McWrestleface has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent. Wrestler McWrestleface overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. McWrestleface wants to control from the top but Artois keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round. McWrestleface stopping the sweep attempt from Artois. Artois is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McWrestleface is controlling him. Artois being controlled here, momentarily. McWrestleface prevents Artois from getting back to his feet. Artois trying to keep a closed guard but McWrestleface is proving a slippery customer.
Artois wants to get back to his feet but McWrestleface is in a dominant position and won't allow it. McWrestleface's corner is telling him to maintain position. Artois keeping moving, preventing McWrestleface from controlling successfully. McWrestleface showing good wrestling skills to control the position. McWrestleface slips nicely into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. McWrestleface trying to control the pace. Artois is doing well to control the position and prevent McWrestleface from advancing to side control. McWrestleface is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Artois is just riding it out for now. McWrestleface eventually gives up the hold. McWrestleface tries to pass to full mount but Artois defends it. Artois is looking to control McWrestleface's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Artois avoid being mounted? McWrestleface seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Artois is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Wrestler McWrestleface!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
42% |
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