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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Louis C K (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slick Minard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). C K comes to the cage accompanied by Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue - SNL. Minard is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: D.N.A. by Kendrick Lamar. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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202 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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210 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Louis C K!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Slick Minard!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
C K lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Minard at a distance.
Minard throws a combination that misses
and C K counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by C K.
Minard takes a shot to the head.
C K scores with a nice hook to the head.
C K lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Minard or not.
Minard tries to break free but C K pushes him back against the cage.
C K scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right handed body shot lands from C K.
Minard looks winded!
C K lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from C K - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from C K - that landed with a thud.
A short uppercut from C K.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Minard jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as C K walks away with a smile on his face. Minard gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
C K feints and then cracks Minard's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Minard down.
Minard gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Minard is rocked!
C K lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Minard falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Louis C K!
Louis C K spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Slick Minard stepped up to the mic, saying 'When you have already lost everything there is no reason to fear defeat. Let's GO!!'.
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hype
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pop
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