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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirtbag Dan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roarus Dinosaur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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228 lbs
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130 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dirtbag Dan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roarus Dinosaur!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinosaur throws a head kick that misses.
Dan takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dan motions for Dinosaur to come forward. Dan throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinosaur darts in and clinches Dan up against the cage.
Dinosaur blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinosaur.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Dan takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Dinosaur managing to block the knees to the body from Dan.
Knees to the body from Dan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinosaur managing to block the knees to the body from Dan.
Dinosaur tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dan avoids it.
Dan misses with a knee strike.
Dan managing to block the knees to the body from Dinosaur.
Dan trying to land knees to the body.
Dan looking to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinosaur lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dan backwards.
Dan tries to land a knee to the head but Dinosaur blocks with his arms.
A shot in the inside from Dinosaur.
Dan tries to land knees in the clinch but Dinosaur avoids the damage to the body.
Dinosaur manages to break the clinch.
Dan seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Dinosaur fails to land with a series of punches.
Roarus Dinosaur seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dan throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dinosaur.
Dinosaur throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinosaur forces Dan back against the cage and clinches.
Dan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinosaur avoids it.
Dinosaur working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dan pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinosaur leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Dan pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinosaur leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur avoids the elbow strike from Dan, against the cage.
Dan tries to land knees in the clinch but Dinosaur avoids the damage to the body.
Dinosaur pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dan misses with a looping right.
Dinosaur ducks under a wild hook from Dan.
A jab from Dinosaur misses.
Dan thinks about countering with a body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinosaur throws a sloppy head kick and Dan moves out of range easily.
Dinosaur throws a head kick that misses
and Dan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinosaur fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dan, pushing him back against the cage.
Dan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dinosaur lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dinosaur missing with knees to the body.
Dinosaur using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dan has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dan throws an elbow but misses.
Dan with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dan trying to stall but Dinosaur improves his position.
Dan misses with an elbow strike.
Dinosaur lands a body punch.
Dinosaur lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dinosaur lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinosaur tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dan avoids it.
Dinosaur lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dinosaur manages to break the clinch.
Dan moves out of range as Dinosaur throws a body kick.
Dan throws a quick counter kick to the body but Dinosaur avoids it.
Dinosaur plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dinosaur has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Dinosaur darts in and clinches Dan up against the cage.
Dinosaur scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dinosaur tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dan avoids it.
A short left from Dinosaur.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dan is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dinosaur is keeping busy.
Dan can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
Dinosaur avoids the elbow strike from Dan, against the cage.
Dan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dan working Dinosaur over with knees to the body.
Dinosaur lands a right hand.
Dan with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dan is trying to maintain a safe position but Dinosaur gets an underhook and turns Dan into the cage.
Dinosaur breaks from the clinch.
Dinosaur missing with a left hand there. Dan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dan thinks about countering with a head kick.
Dinosaur is looking to land body kicks.
Dinosaur blocks the body kick.
Dan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dinosaur paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roarus Dinosaur dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Dinosaur lands with a slapping head kick.
Dinosaur shoots in and drives through. Dan sprawls well.
Dan appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dinosaur has managed to clinch.
Dan avoiding damage as Dinosaur throws knees to the body.
Dan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dinosaur.
Dan is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dinosaur breaks the clinch.
Roarus Dinosaur is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dinosaur misses with a kick to the body
and Dan counters with a good low kick that Dinosaur was not able to check.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinosaur throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dinosaur clinches with his opponent.
Dinosaur throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dan throws an elbow but misses.
Dan throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dan leaning against his opponent.
Dinosaur lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dinosaur blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Roarus Dinosaur seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dinosaur tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dinosaur pushes Dan back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dan looking to slow down the pace here.
Dan pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinosaur leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Dinosaur blocks an elbow strike from Dan.
Dinosaur lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dan with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dinosaur blocks an elbow strike.
Dinosaur throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dinosaur lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur tries to land knees in the clinch but Dan avoids the damage to the body.
Dinosaur breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dinosaur.
Dan throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dinosaur swings for the body but Dan moves out of range.
Dinosaur just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDan.
Dan misses with a kick to the body.
Dinosaur misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinosaur swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dinosaur digs a good hook to Dan's body.
Dinosaur lands a head kick!
Dinosaur takes the fight into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dan missing with knees to the body.
Dinosaur escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinosaur throws a head kick but Dan moves out of range.
Dinosaur avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dinosaur looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dan throws an overhand right that lands on Dinosaur's shoulder, as Dinosaur tries to avoid the shot.
Dan tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinosaur throws a body kick that misses
and Dan counters with a solid body kick.
Dinosaur misses with a head kick.
Dan goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dan wants to clinch up but Dinosaur keeps it at a distance.
Dinosaur scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dan doesn't seem bothered though.
A head kick misses from Dan.
Dan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A head kick misses from Dan.
Dinosaur shapes to counter with a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinosaur feints the counter takedown.
Dinosaur throws a sloppy head kick and Dan moves out of range easily.
Dinosaur swinging wildly here.
It looked like Dan wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dinosaur is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dan rather than just go for the knockout.
Dinosaur moves into range and clinches up with Dan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roarus Dinosaur showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Dinosaur dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dan misses the jab.
Dinosaur scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Roarus Dinosaur seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dan wants to clinch up but Dinosaur keeps it at a distance.
Dinosaur pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinosaur lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dinosaur just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDan.
Dinosaur has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dinosaur has Dan up against the cage in a clinch.
Dan managing to block the knees to the body from Dinosaur.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinosaur manages to break the clinch.
Dan throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dan misses with a low kick as Dinosaur jumps back.
Dan swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dinosaur counters with a nice body shot.
Dinosaur throws a lazy head kick
and Dan counters with a big head kick but Dinosaur shrugs it off.
A nice combination there by Dinosaur.
Dan is looking to clinch.
Dan tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dinosaur swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dinosaur unleashes a big counter combination but Dan bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Dinosaur chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinosaur misses with a few strikes there.
It appears Dan was looking to counter with a kick there.
Dinosaur lands with a nice body punch.
Dinosaur scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinosaur looks to land a right hand but Dan moved out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dan lands a head kick!
Dinosaur throws a nice looking combination but Dan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dinosaur throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Dan counters with a slapping leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Dinosaur.
Dinosaur throws a combination that misses
and Dan counters with a nice kick to the body.
Dan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dan wants to slow Dinosaur down by chopping away at his legs.
Dinosaur throws a low kick but Dan avoids it.
Dan checks a leg kick.
Dinosaur's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dan under the eye.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur throws a body punch but Dan moves out of range.
Dan quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Dinosaur misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Dinosaur.
Dinosaur takes the fight into the clinch.
Dinosaur lands an uppercut.
Dinosaur avoiding damage as Dan throws knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dan throws an elbow but misses.
Dan wants to stall.
Dan is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur digs a right hand underneath Dan's ribcage. Dan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dinosaur lands a body punch.
Dan is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinosaur.
Dan misses with a knee to the head.
Dinosaur escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dinosaur gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A nice left hand lands by Dinosaur.
Dinosaur cracks Dan with a nice body shot.
A right hand to the body from Dinosaur.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinosaur lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dan.
Dirtbag Dan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dinosaur pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that's the end of the fight!
Roarus Dinosaur comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dinosaur has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roarus Dinosaur!
After the big win, Roarus Dinosaur made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors IniTech Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
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