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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 871 p4p, 97 weight class) and Darren Lamb (ranked 1045 p4p, 119 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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172 cm
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155 lbs
12 - 5 - 1 |
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175 cm
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160 lbs
21 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darren Lamb! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lamb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lamb appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. Lamb gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Jeremy counters with a leg kick. Jeremy thuds a left hand into Lamb's body. Lamb misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lamb.
Jeremy is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lamb smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Jeremy shoots in for a takedown but Lamb shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. Lamb ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Lamb blocks a leg kick. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lamb! But no joy. Lamb gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Jeremy scores with a jab to the body. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lamb defending well as Jeremy loads up on a big left hand. Jeremy misses with a straight left. Jeremy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Lamb is fending him off so far but Jeremy persists. Nope, Lamb circles away and we're back to standing. Jeremy moves away from the strike by Lamb. Jeremy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Jeremy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Jeremy misses with a leg kick and Lamb counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Lamb shoots in and drives through. Jeremy sprawls well. Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Lamb is just out of range. Jeremy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lamb. Jeremy is looking to wear down Lamb with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Lamb swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Jeremy connects with a jab. Lamb tries to move into range but Jeremy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Jeremy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Lamb moved out of range nicely. Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy scoring well with a low kick there.
Jeremy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Jeremy misses with a looping left. Lamb takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Lamb throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily. Nice defenses there by Jeremy. Lamb uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy. Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Lamb lands a nice hook to Jeremy's body. Jeremy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Jeremy cracks Lamb with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Jeremy loads up on a big right hand but Lamb slips the punch. Lamb lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lamb fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jeremy manages to avoid it. Jeremy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Lamb scores with a nice strike. Lamb takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lamb throws out a leg kick but Jeremy moves out of range and Lamb only half commits. Lamb throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jeremy. A big right from Jeremy misses. Jeremy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lamb checks it well. Jeremy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lamb forces Jeremy back against the cage and clinches. Jeremy lands with a right to the head. Lamb can't find room to land a body shot as Jeremy controls the action.
Lamb misses with a short punch on the inside. Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Lamb lands a left hand.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Lamb has him pressed against the cage. Lamb tries a body shot but Jeremy blocks it.
Jeremy is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. I was talking to Jeremy's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lamb takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Jeremy jabs at Lamb's body. Lamb scores with a body shot.
Jeremy scores with a body shot.
Lamb shoots in for a takedown but Jeremy shows good takedown defense. Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Darren Lamb. Jeremy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jeremy scores with a sloppy right hand. Lamb should have avoided that one. Lamb misses with a two punch combination.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. The fighters circling - Jeremy throws out the jab but it was never going to land. A slow jab from Lamb misses its intended target. Lamb tries to move into range but Jeremy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Jeremy takes a swing at Lamb's ribcage but misses. Lamb swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy dominated that round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jeremy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Nice jab there from Jeremy. Jeremy works the jab nicely. A jab from Lamb finds it's way through Jeremy's defenses. Lamb has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jeremy finds it's way round the side to connect with Lamb's head. Lamb looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range. Jeremy throws a body punch but Lamb moves out of range. Lamb connects with a crisp jab. Jeremy throws a chopping leg kick but Lamb manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Lamb slips a jab from Jeremy. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Jeremy is trying hard to land a takedown here. Lamb sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Ron Jeremy is winning the standup battle so far. Jeremy tries to land a body kick and Lamb counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. This has been an exciting period of action! Lamb trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. Lamb lands a couple of digs. Jeremy has his hands on Lamb's head, controlling the position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lamb postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head. Jeremy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. Jeremy lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Jeremy avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now. Lamb looking to control.
Lamb might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jeremy haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jeremy wants to control from the top but Lamb keeps moving. Lamb can't keep his opponent in guard - Jeremy advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. Lamb looking to work for a kimura from the bottom. Jeremy is trying to work for a kimura but Lamb is defending well.
Jeremy wants to control but Lamb is keeping him busy. Lamb looking for submissions off his back. Jeremy is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Lamb doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Jeremy.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jeremy wants to take a breather but Lamb is having none of it. Lamb is trying to get back to full guard. Jeremy works his way into full mount! Jeremy wants to control the pace but Lamb is squirming around nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Lamb tries to get back to half guard but can't. Lamb tries to lock up and control but Jeremy gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away. Jeremy looking to secure an arm triangle but Lamb defends it well. Lamb is trying desperately to improve position. Jeremy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lamb can do to turn this around? The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Lamb defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Jeremy. Jeremy avoids the attempt from Lamb to control. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod. That's time! Jeremy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Lamb moves away and avoids it. Lamb lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Lamb lands a lovely overhand right. Lamb is looking to take this fight into the clinch. A head kick misses from Jeremy. Lamb throws out a counter right but Jeremy avoids it with no problem. Lamb lands with an uppercut that bounces Jeremy off the cage and back into range. Jeremy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Jeremy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Jeremy moves forwards but Lamb connects with a nice, crisp jab. Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Lamb. Jeremy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lamb's calf. This has been an exciting period of action! Jeremy throws a hook but Lamb avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jeremy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lamb counters with a left to the body. Jeremy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Lamb swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.
A left lands for Lamb. Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Jeremy walks into a straight right hand from Lamb. Jeremy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Jeremy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jeremy is rocked! Jeremy misses with a body shot
and Lamb counters with a nice double leg into guard. Oh Jeremy is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Jeremy wants to control the position but Lamb says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Lamb working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well. Lamb is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Jeremy is hurt! He's hurt bad - Lamb fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Jeremy from any more punishment! Congratulations to Lamb! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darren Lamb! After the big win, Darren Lamb made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
67% |
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