PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Human comes to the cage accompanied by Adventure Time. Harry Wilson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

The Human
vs
Wilson

175 cm
19
163 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

178 cm
19
160 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

KAISER Nutrition - Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harry Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Hugh Johnson and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Human thuds a left hand into Wilson's body.
The Human avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The Human digs a good body shot into Wilson's ribs.
The Human's corner calls for a 1-2. The Human obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The Human scores with a kick to the midsection.
The Human connects with a right hand. Wilson shakes it off.
Wilson misses with a takedown attempt
and The Human counters with a nice uppercut.

Wilson closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Wilson lands in his opponent's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wilson won't allow The Human to sweep him here.
Wilson being controlled here momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson won't allow The Human to sweep him here.
Wilson trying to control the position from guard on top but The Human is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The Human knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wilson on the ground.
Wilson looking to sit in guard and control but The Human gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

The Human controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Wilson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

The Human is positioning himself well to prevent Wilson advancing to mount.
Wilson has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The Human bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
The Human engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Wilson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The Human stays in close to Wilson's body and controls the position.

Wilson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The Human slips nicely into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Wilson tries to get to full guard but The Human has control of the leg.
The Human is figuring out what he wants to do next.

Wilson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The Human slows the pace down in half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wilson is looking for a sweep. The Human is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Finn The Human dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Wilson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wilson doesn't succeed with the takedown

and The Human counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The Human is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The Human lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wilson wants a takedown.
Wilson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Finn The Human has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Wilson.
A shot in the inside from The Human.
Wilson fails to pull guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wilson trying to stall but The Human improves his position.
Wilson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
The Human scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from The Human.
A right hook to the body lands for The Human.
The Human throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as The Human walks away with a smile on his face. Wilson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Wilson is breathing heavily.
The Human lands a nice shot to the body.
The Human cracks a nice hook into Wilson's ribs.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Human.
The Human lands with a right hand.
Wilson with a lazy takedown attempt

and The Human holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
The Human pushes Wilson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

Wilson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Human cracks Wilson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wilson has his takedown stuffed

and The Human counters by moving into the clinch.
The Human is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wilson can do to turn this around?
The Human lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human leaning his opponent against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

The Human breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wilson closes the distance looking to clinch
and The Human counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The Human lands a nice hook to Wilson's body. Wilson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wilson moves forwards but The Human connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wilson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and The Human counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by The Human.
A short left from The Human.
Wilson letting The Human take a breather here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human presses Wilson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The Human lands a body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from The Human.
The Human prevents the takedown attempt.
The Human stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The Human works on Wilson's body with a couple of short punches.
A short body shot lands from The Human as the two fighters clinch.
The Human working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from The Human.
The Human's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A short uppercut from The Human.
The Human is leaning against Wilson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The Human lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wilson or not.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Human lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from The Human.
A hook to the body from The Human.
The Human lands a hook that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Human lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The Human lands a body punch.
The Human content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wilson can't get the takedown.
A short left from The Human.
The Human works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The Human lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wilson wants a takedown.
The Human lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The Human lands a body shot.

The Human manages to break the clinch.
Wilson with a poor takedown
and The Human counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Finn The Human dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Wilson ducks right into an uppercut from The Human.
The Human takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wilson throws a leg kick

and The Human counters by moving into the clinch.
Wilson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

The Human escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wilson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Human counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Human with a nice cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wilson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wilson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wilson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wilson fails with the takedown

and The Human counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by The Human.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from The Human.
The Human throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wilsons head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A short right from The Human on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by The Human.
The Human lands an uppercut.
The Human lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.

Wilson is rocked!
The Human lands a body punch.
The Human lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wilson is still on wobbly legs! Can The Human finish him?

The Human manages to break the clinch.
The Human lands a nice shot to the body.
Wilson seems to have recovered his senses.
A right-left combo lands from The Human.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Human works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human cracks Wilson with a hook to the temple - Wilson is on wobbly legs here! The Human swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Wilson falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! The Human wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Finn The Human!
Finn The Human retains his lightweight title!
Finn The Human was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.