PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Chico Grande (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asd Qwe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Grande might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to My Own Summer by Deftones. Qwe has chosen The Sigit - Black Amplifier as his entrance music. Jesus Chico Grande has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Chico Grande
vs
Qwe

165 cm
28
145 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

168 cm
26
149 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jesus Chico Grande!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Asd Qwe!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Kenichi Hosakawa and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Qwe closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Grande definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Qwe slips a jab from Grande.
Qwe swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Grande avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Qwe takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Grande lands a right hook to the body.
Grande tries to move into range but Qwe moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Grande ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Qwe moves away.
Qwe takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Qwe doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Qwe swats away the attempt to clinch by Grande.
Grande throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Qwe stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Grande throws out a loose jab but Qwe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grande wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Qwe throws a looping overhand right but Grande ducks down to avoid it.
Grande swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Qwe.
Grande bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

Qwe feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grande is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Qwe looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Grande wants to get back to his feet.

Qwe actively working from the bottom here.

Qwe looking for submissions off his back.
Grande seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

Qwe is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Grande pulls his head out easily.
Grande wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Qwe looking for submissions off his back.

Qwe actively working from the bottom here.

Qwe has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Grande. Oh but Qwe has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Grande goes limp - he's gone! Qwe jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Asd Qwe!
Asd Qwe seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Jesus Chico Grande was interviewed post fight and said 'Why are you laughing at me!?! Stop laughing at me!!! I don't look like Goofy!'.