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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loko has chosen marry yourdaughter as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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184 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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45
170 lbs
40 - 32 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 32 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loko on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Four Loko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob lands a slapping body shot.
Bob is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bob lands with a good body shot.
Loko fails to land with a series of punches.
Bob wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bob lands an overhand right.
Loko looks to throw a body kick
and Bob counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bob throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Loko on the side of the head.
Loko doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice jab there from Loko.
Bob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Loko throws out the jab.
Loko misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bob counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bob is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bob scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bob lands a jab to Loko's midsection.
Bob connects with an inside leg kick.
Loko misses with a wild combination.
Good shot there by Bob.
Bob chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob connects with a single shot there.
Bob jabs at Loko's body.
Loko tries to land a front kick but Bob steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Loko has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bob.
Donk. Bob catches Loko right on the button with a cross.
Loko dodges the punch combination from Bob.
Loko moves forwards but Bob connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bob throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Loko on the side of the head.
Loko lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Loko rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bob counters with a left right combination that sends Loko crashing to the mat - Bob wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Loko out for a TKO! Devastating finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Silent Bob!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
81% |
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