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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Blair Darrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Yahweh Falwell was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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146 lbs
11 - 4 - 1 |
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136 lbs
1 - 85 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, Blair Darrow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 85 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Daniel Blasius and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Darrow lands a lovely overhand right.
Darrow gets a clinch.
Darrow working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Falwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Darrow as the two fighters clinch.
Darrow lands a nice uppercut.
Darrow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Darrow lands with a right to the head.
Falwell is rocked!
Darrow dips a shoulder and cracks Falwell with a mighty uppercut! Falwell falls back against the cage and Darrow unloads with a barrage of strikes! Falwell is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Darrow screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Blair Darrow!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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