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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Demon Monkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hairy Scrotum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monkey comes into the arena with Bransjehora blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Demon Monkey!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum tries to clinch up.
Scrotum throws an overhand right that lands on Monkey's shoulder, as Monkey tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum throws a poor cross that misses
and Monkey counters with a body kick.
Monkey defending well as Scrotum loads up on a big left hand.
Scrotum misses with a hook. Monkey ducked under it nicely.
Monkey throws a lazy right hand but Scrotum sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Monkey gets cracked there but stands up to it.
It looks like Demon Monkey has been cut.
Scrotum takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Monkey scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A decent looking cross lands there for Scrotum.
Scrotum connects with a body shot.
Monkey throws a head kick but Scrotum moves out of range.
Monkey ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Scrotum has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Monkey on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Scrotum checks the leg kick nicely there.
Monkey throws a leg kick but Scrotum sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Scrotum. That snapped Monkey's head back.
A chopping leg kick lands by Monkey.
A nice leg kick lands there from Monkey.
Scrotum looks to land a left hand but Monkey moved out of range nicely.
Scrotum tries to clinch there but Monkey circles away.
Monkey half committed to a counter leg kick.
Monkey looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Donk. Scrotum catches Monkey right on the button with a cross.
Scrotum lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Some wild striking there from Scrotum.
Monkey half committed to a counter leg kick.
Monkey gets tackled into the cage by Scrotum. Scrotum maintains the clinch.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Monkey.
Monkey throws a head punch that misses.
Monkey softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stalling in the clinch from Monkey.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Scrotum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Monkey tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey tries a body shot but Scrotum blocks it.
Monkey blocking some punches.
Scrotum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Scrotum.
Monkey tries to work over Scrotum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Monkey misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scrotum blocks an elbow strike from Monkey.
Scrotum tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Monkey's elbow.
Monkey misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Scrotum.
Monkey misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Scrotum.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Monkey misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Scrotum.
Demon Monkey's cut is getting worse.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as Monkey controls the action.
Monkey is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Scrotum lands a right hand that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Monkey fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey effectively controlling the action here.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum struggles to land a body shot inside as Monkey controls his hands.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
Monkey has a couple of punches blocked by Scrotum.
Monkey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Monkey.
Monkey blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey lands a left hand that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey misses with the head strike.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as Monkey controls the action.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Monkey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Monkey lands a left hand that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short left from Scrotum.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Monkey tries a body shot but Scrotum blocks it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Monkey.
Monkey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Scrotum's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hairy Scrotum dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Demon Monkey's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Monkey throws a leg kick
and Scrotum counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Monkey looks for the body kick but Scrotum saw that one coming.
Scrotum lands with a straight right. Monkey didn't see that one coming.
Monkey slips a straight right by Scrotum.
Monkey closes the distance and pushes Scrotum back into the cage.
Monkey scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Monkey stalling in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Monkey.
A shot in the inside from Monkey.
Monkey blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Monkey lands a hook to the side of the head.
Monkey stalling in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Monkey.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right from Scrotum on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Monkey fails to land.
Monkey struggles to land a body shot inside as Scrotum controls his hands.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Monkey swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum lands with a short shot to the head.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
A hook to the body from Monkey.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
Monkey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Scrotum lands a right hand that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Monkey scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Scrotum lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monkey lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Monkey misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Scrotum scores with a nice short uppercut.
Monkey blocking some punches.
Monkey softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Monkey.
Scrotum has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Scrotum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Monkey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Scrotum's elbow.
Monkey throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Monkey working aggressively here.
Scrotum lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Scrotum lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Monkey tries to stall but Scrotum uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Monkey lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Monkey makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Scrotum lands a right hand that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Scrotum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Still in the clinch, Monkey scores with a nice short uppercut.
Monkey lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Monkey.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum blocks an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Scrotum as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Monkey.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
Scrotum scores with a nice hook to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monkey throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Scrotum gets through Monkey's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Demon Monkey's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Monkey misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Monkey.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Monkey.
Scrotum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Monkey misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum tries to throw a body punch but Monkey avoids it by throwing Scrotum back against the cage.
Monkey blocks an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Scrotum on the inside.
Scrotum lands a right hand.
Scrotum lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Monkey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hairy Scrotum showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Demon Monkey's cut.
That's time! Monkey's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Scrotum connects with a jab.
Monkey changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A low kick from Monkey misses
and Scrotum counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Scrotum.
Scrotum lands a left hand.
Monkey misses with some punches.
Monkey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum lands with a right to the head.
Monkey doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scrotum scores with a shot to the side of Monkey's head.
Monkey tries to work over Scrotum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum lands with a short shot to the head.
Scrotum lands with a short shot to the head.
Monkey is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Oh Monkey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Scrotum pushes Monkey against the cage. Scrotum is working some dirty boxing. Scrotum pushes off with a quick right hook! Monkey goes down! Monkey tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Scrotum moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum is the new welterweight champion!
Hairy Scrotum decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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