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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kalervo Kaunismieli (ranked 7 p4p, 1 weight class) and Edward Stoker (ranked 10 p4p, 3 weight class). Stoker has chosen Let There Be Rock by AC/DC as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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192 lbs
34 - 11 - 1 |
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196 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
34 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Kalervo Kaunismieli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Edward Stoker!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaunismieli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kaunismieli takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kaunismieli takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kaunismieli wants to clinch up but Stoker keeps it at a distance.
Kaunismieli scores with a hook to the body. Stoker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Stoker throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Stoker misses with a body shot
and Kaunismieli counters with a big head kick but Stoker shrugs it off.
Kaunismieli changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Stoker stuns Kaunismieli with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Stoker throws a right hand that misses
and Kaunismieli counters with a nice uppercut.
Kaunismieli checks the leg kick.
Stoker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stoker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kaunismieli ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've been informed that Stoker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Kaunismieli displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Nice defenses there by Stoker.
Stoker lands a glancing blow to the side of Kaunismieli's head.
Stoker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kaunismieli wants to clinch but Stoker slips to the side
and Stoker counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Kaunismieli throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaunismieli misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Stoker was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That kick from Stoker tenderised Kaunismieli's leg. Kaunismieli is trying to keep his angry face on.
Stoker tried to score with a low kick but Kaunismieli checks it.
Kaunismieli connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kaunismieli tries to close the distance and clinch but Stoker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Stoker circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kaunismieli looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kaunismieli pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kaunismieli bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Kaunismieli on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stoker just misses with a punch to the body.
Stoker feints and then cracks Kaunismieli's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kaunismieli down.
Kaunismieli just misses with a punch to the body.
Kaunismieli is looking to clinch.
A bone on bone clash there as Stoker blocks the leg kick.
Stoker scoring well with a low kick there.
Kaunismieli throws a solid leg kick but Stoker takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stoker.
Stoker connects with a jab.
Stoker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Stoker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kaunismieli was well out of range. Poor timing from Stoker.
A little feinted left hand from Kaunismieli on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoker keeps Kaunismieli at a distance using the push kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Stoker checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Kaunismieli misses with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kaunismieli cracks Stoker with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Stoker throws a body punch but Kaunismieli moves out of range.
Stoker checks a low kick from Kaunismieli.
Stoker swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kaunismieli is looking to chop away at Stoker's legs.
Stoker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kaunismieli lands an overhand right.
Kaunismieli takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kaunismieli throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stoker has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Stoker feints and then cracks Kaunismieli's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kaunismieli down.
Kaunismieli shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Stoker lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kaunismieli drives through and clinches with Stoker against the cage.
Stoker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kaunismieli digs a right hand underneath Stoker's ribcage. Stoker let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaunismieli lands an uppercut.
Kaunismieli misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stoker.
Stoker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kaunismieli misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kaunismieli tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stoker lands with a short shot to the head.
Kaunismieli lands a nice uppercut.
Stoker scores with a hook to the body.
Kaunismieli lands a left hand that snaps the head of Stoker backwards.
Kaunismieli lands with a right to the head.
Stoker pushes Kaunismieli back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Stoker throws a head punch that misses.
Stoker blocks a body shot from Kaunismieli.
Stoker misses with the head strike.
Stoker has a couple of punches blocked by Kaunismieli.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stoker.
Kaunismieli misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kaunismieli lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kaunismieli can't find room to land a body shot as Stoker controls the action.
Nice body punch from Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli working aggressively here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kaunismieli backwards.
Stoker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kaunismieli lands a left hand.
Stoker tries to work over Kaunismieli's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stoker working aggressively here.
Stoker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stoker tries a body shot but Kaunismieli blocks it.
Stoker works on Kaunismieli's body with a couple of short punches.
Kaunismieli working aggressively here.
Kaunismieli lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kaunismieli gets through Stoker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stoker tries a body shot but Kaunismieli blocks it.
Stoker digs a right hand into Kaunismieli's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kaunismieli's gas tank.
Stoker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kaunismielis head.
Kaunismieli has a couple of punches blocked by Stoker.
Kaunismieli misses with some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli lands a nice shot to the body.
Stoker tries to work over Kaunismieli's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Stoker.
Kaunismieli working aggressively here.
Stoker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Kalervo Kaunismieli will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Stoker looks for the body kick but Kaunismieli saw that one coming.
Kaunismieli takes a swing at Stoker's ribcage but misses.
Kaunismieli is looking to wear down Stoker with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kaunismieli bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kaunismieli takes a jab right on the kisser.
Stoker just misses with a punch to the body.
A clash of legs there as Stoker blocks the low kick.
Donk. Kaunismieli catches Stoker right on the button with a cross.
Stoker is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stoker. Kaunismieli does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stoker with a jab.
Kaunismieli takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Stoker avoids the body shot from Kaunismieli.
Stoker works Kaunismieli's body with a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stoker misses with a body shot
and Stoker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Stoker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Stoker moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stoker swings for the body but Kaunismieli moves out of range.
A cross from Stoker lands.
Stoker just misses with a punch to the body.
Kaunismieli feinted there with a counter leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stoker misses with a hook.
Stoker connects with a body shot.
Kaunismieli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stoker connects with a single shot there.
Stoker gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Stoker lands a jab to the nose.
Kaunismieli has Stoker up against the cage in a clinch.
Kaunismieli blocks an uppercut.
Kaunismieli tries to work over Stoker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kaunismieli misses with a punch to the body.
Kaunismieli lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stoker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stoker blocking some punches.
Kaunismieli throws a head punch that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stoker misses with some punches.
Kaunismieli misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kaunismieli.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoker takes a shot to the head.
Stoker blocks an uppercut.
Kalervo Kaunismieli has scored more points in the clinch so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stoker.
A left hand lands to the body for Kaunismieli.
Stoker is breathing heavily.
Stoker lands with a right to the head.
Stoker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A left hand lands to the body for Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli lands an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Kaunismieli as the two fighters clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli cracks Stoker with a nice body shot.
Kaunismieli lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kaunismieli throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Stokers head.
Kaunismieli softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kaunismieli lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kaunismieli lands a body punch.
Kaunismieli lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stoker backwards.
Kaunismieli tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kaunismieli misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kaunismieli is leaning against Stoker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A right hand to the body from Kaunismieli.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Kaunismieli.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli lands a body punch in the clinch.
Stoker tries a body shot but Kaunismieli blocks it.
Kaunismieli throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kaunismieli lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Stoker tries to work over Kaunismieli's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kaunismieli misses with a punch to the body.
Kaunismieli tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stoker's elbow.
Kaunismieli tries to stall but Stoker uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Kaunismieli misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Stoker - that landed with a thud.
Kaunismieli misses with the head strike.
A short left from Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stoker backwards.
Stoker is rocked!
Kaunismieli lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Stoker is still on wobbly legs! Can Kaunismieli finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stoker.
Kaunismieli creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Stoker with a big uppercut! Stoker tries to clinch up but Kaunismieli pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Stoker to the mat! Stoker covers up and Kaunismieli unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Kalervo Kaunismieli!
Our winner, Kalervo Kaunismieli, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Edward Stoker had this to say: 'I may have lost that fight. But at least I'm not being managed by that douchebag Michael Knight (52061) anymore.'.
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hype
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